2023-2024 House of Representatives Shitshow Containment: MAGA Mike XXS

Just absolutely have no shame. I often think about how much easier life would be if I could be like these people.

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It usually doesn’t seem to end well for them. Even if they stay rich and powerful, they still die miserable and unloved.

MSNBC confirmed rules package doesn’t have the votes, they’ll work on that next week.

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Republicans needed a minimum number of votes in order to elect their Speaker.

Normally, this requires extension negotiations and parlays in advance. If a party has a majority or supermajority, they often know who will be Speaker before they are elected. The narrower the majority, the more negotiating is needed to secure votes.

In this case, Republicans truly believed there would a red wave complementing the number of House GOP. They are now having the negotiations on the House floor that they should have had leading into the midterms.

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So what does the hfc do when they realize most of the rules promises they extracted can’t actually pass a vote?

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Now that McCarthy is speaker can he just say ‘fuck you’ to the freedom caucus and whatever he agreed upon and they have no recourse?

Thats what Bibi does every election

Wait, this asshole is back?

Hal Rogers is MAGA Weekend at Bernie’s.

McCarthy can’t pull off smug. He’s the clown version of Mitch. We now move to speculating on how long he lasts in office.

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With an allstar team that make the freedom caucus look like a woke teenager

Elise is such a pathetic kiss-ass sycophant.

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Did he get slapped?

https://twitter.com/jdcocchiarella/status/1611591680624558083?s=61&t=mYYpqqI7G-xxRI9bEgR46w

If only

The Right is melting down over this:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ZelenskyyUa/status/1611607679008481285

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https://twitter.com/lolennui/status/1611728979551219714

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Look at the caller lol

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Not sure if I missed out by only reading itt and not watching along but this is hilarious

https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1611527526878248962?s=20&t=SuTr6rkw27DNbhhXYAzYKg

https://twitter.com/dick_nixon/status/1611794037681410048

https://twitter.com/inthefade/status/1611778542223720449

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