2023-2024 House of Representatives Shitshow Containment: MAGA Mike XXS

His “adoption” seems so suspect. First, he never actually adopted the kid - claims it was because the adopted process is lengthy - but I don’t think that’s really the case for a non-infant (although not that knowledgeable on the subject). Second, at times he’s made statements indicating he adopted his kid before he got married (although they now claim they adopted him as newlyweds). He also found the kid at some right-wing anti-LGBTQ Christian group for kids, and just decided to take him home.

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This dude is approaching George Santos level in his weirdness.

He thinks the Earth is 6,000 years old but maybe he’s reasonable about some other stuff

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https://x.com/JakeSherman/status/1719825476116476190?s=20

https://x.com/kylegriffin1/status/1719859432236962027?s=20

https://x.com/JakeSherman/status/1719862742704636134?s=20

2/3rds majority needed

Mike Johnson: the Roman Empire fell because of the gays

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zero chance

Yeah, not even gonna get 50%.

Yea 179, nay 213. Pathetic.

Not sure if real but why not

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1719871430165156128?t=v8y3SRVyVWSeeHRAv1jS5g&s=19

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Doesnt Gaetz or some other freak from Florida alao have a weird adopted but not not adopted latino “son”?

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1719859432236962027?t=slsc8yCb6BkBk0tU6yKPwg&s=19

He was banging his sons older sister

https://archive.ph/GWJSK

I dare either of them to monitor my porn intake.

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https://twitter.com/NoahGarfinkel/status/1721306430287085857?t=uIACmZchVeqTVLSweP2NZQ&s=19

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What a fucking weirdo.

Can someone walk me through it all and put all the pieces together for me?

https://twitter.com/MattGlantz/status/1721298299045478622?t=v0hW6EEBezLrmi3e89dthw&s=19

https://twitter.com/MattGlantz/status/1721314529672364427?t=FxSOcp9LsUZmz-bcZ8hmpw&s=19

I’m uncomfortable asking, but which son are they talking about?

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You have to do your own research!