2023-2024 House of Representatives Shitshow Containment: MAGA Mike XXS

I’ve tried 3 different ways of spoilering none were successful

I love that one

Minister* Speaker

How do people look at these religious books and take away anything from them? It’s all gibberish.

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It’s not all gibberish, there’s plenty of good simple “be nice to people” type stuff but that’s hard to weaponize.

i think of most bible passages as a lot more “broken telephone” than that. over time the pro-genesis of this passage was inaccurately translated and retold before it ever landed on parchment or tablet. i am just making shit up right now, but the parable could have at one point been about some guy trying to steal another one’s wife, and the lesson is that the woman cannot sleep with the assailant even to save her partner

I much prefer killing with kindness:

From Acts:

All the believers were one in heart and mind. No one claimed that any of their possessions was their own, but they shared everything they had. 33 With great power the apostles continued to testify to the resurrection of the Lord Jesus. And God’s grace was so powerfully at work in them all 34 that there were no needy persons among them. For from time to time those who owned land or houses sold them, brought the money from the sales 35 and put it at the apostles’ feet, and it was distributed to anyone who had need.

This is probably nothing compared to the poison pill they prepare for Ukraine aid. Or the next CR. Or…

https://x.com/JakeSherman/status/1719073906391220528?s=20

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Hostage taking is so ingrained in Republican thought that there’s no way they freely give money for anything. Anything always has to come from something already existing in the government.

It’s also a transparently stupid idea. You could give the IRS $10 billion or $50 billion more in budget and the marching orders to use it to make rich people pay their taxes, and they would net a profit. They should just tax a few billionaires and give the money to Israel instead of saying that money for Israel must come with tax breaks for tax cheats.

¡Eso es socialismo!

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https://x.com/Fritschner/status/1719088865921655112?s=20

What’s the point of the CBO if in the bill you can just tell the CBO how to score it?

Republicans: Yes

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why did nobody think of this before?

lol aint nobody got time for the cbo

Run the government like a business and gut your accounts receivable department!

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https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1719461031292899498?t=a1HbbHp00wrN02OSmKsC3Q&s=19

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https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1719719819291828493

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They’re not gonna listen to the woke CBO

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Tbf, this is pretty much what my disclosure would look like. I didn’t randomly adopt any kids though.

https://x.com/thedailybeast/status/1719690773673750882?s=20

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