I don’t know if I have somehow missed out entirely on the “Derek Chauvin is innocent” narrative or if I was once aware of that and repressed it. Not even joking, that does not ring a bell but I can hardly think about this stuff anymore.
I’m sure stormfront or whatever it’s called thinks any murder of a black person is justifiable.
The man is a cinema buff. I know this reference.
Gaetz is very good at public speaking. Easily the best outside of Trump for Republicans, imho. Very good chance that he is the 2028 republican candidate for president.
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The fuck’s he crying about? I see a bill for basic water and energy stuff, $52M total. Chump change. He could at least wait till they’re over a billion.
That’s…Socialism?
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Sounds great. Let’s increase welfare for the poor, pass free health care for everyone, ban guns, ban rich people, ban private property entirely, and that’s just for starters.
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He doesn’t mean those parts of the Bible.
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Sure, but if I were giving that interview, I’d be cracking open the good book on the spot.
Not to mention, it consistently spells out that it is the responsibility of the godly to ensure that the immigrant, the stranger, the refugee, is respected, welcomed and cared for.
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“Mister Speaker, did Jesus, Mary, and Joseph have visas when they fled to Egypt?”
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“Whoever utters the name of the Lord must be put to death. The whole community must stone him whether alien or native. If he utters the name, he must be put to death.”
-Leviticus 24:16
“If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.”
-Deuteronomy 25:11-12
“You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters.”
-Leviticus 26:29
“At a lodging place on the way, the Lord met Moses and was about to kill him. But Zipporah took a flint knife, cut off her son’s foreskin and touched Moses’ feet with it. “Surely you are a bridegroom of blood to me,” she said. So the Lord let him alone.”
-Exodus 4: 24-26
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That seems awful specific, that second one about a wife breaking up a fight by grabbing the other guy’s nuts…
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It’s funny to think about these things being originally written down by random dudes. Like you know some guy was real pissed about having his nuts twisted by some lady in a fight and decided “fuck it, I’m putting in this book that the next woman who does that gets her hand cut off”
And now that book written by those random dudes is guiding decisions made in 2023
Crazy
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Dude, I’m at work—you need to spoiler your ancient smut.
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