2023-2024 House of Representatives Shitshow Containment: MAGA Mike XXS

I think he loses a vote but it doesn’t matter. He wants maximum chaos and attention. The Speakership or at least the show they’re putting on atm is just the ticket, for now.

https://x.com/gtconway3d/status/1716885723461337254?s=20

https://x.com/JakeSherman/status/1716906557869297954?s=20

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"I told the president you may have to adjust your golf schedule…because we’ll be busy. But I think he would be willing to do it.”

Lol no, he absolutely would not.

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I would love if the republicans came together for one speaker vote and it was trump.

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Jesus, these are some of the dumbest people alive.

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They truly represent their constituents.

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https://x.com/meridithmcgraw/status/1716937077353566480?s=20

The easiest job in the world is to get 4 votes against a guy 20 people have already opposed and then claim credit for him not being elected. Such a standard Trump play to draw the bullseye wherever the arrow lands.

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Thing is they’re not even picking who gets to wear the crown, they’re picking the scapegoat that’ll be lambasted as a RINO for a few months and then kicked out

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He wasn’t willing to do it when he was President FFS.

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https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/1716952694206943293?t=DXlDZw1Ai_3psmpmASbphA&s=19

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What a bunch of douchebags.

https://x.com/admcrlsn/status/1716941155106230706?s=20

I think it’s important that Jordan has no leadership role. He’s an evangelical arsonist who just wants to see the world burn.

Assistant Speaker Assistant to the Speaker Jim Jordan

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to be fair this part of the emmer bio is extremely based. it’s crazy that in some states the dmv can suspend your license based on just a cops word and nothing more and then you have to apply(within a short unknown to most time limit) and fight to get it back.

“Additionally, though “suspected drunken drivers [currently] face revocation before they go to court,” Emmer’s bill would have delayed revocations until after conviction.[68] Supporters of Emmer’s bill said “it’s needed because pre-conviction revocations penalize drivers before proving they’re guilty.”[

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https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1716983970917658888?t=-JuU5sk_MwSdhAqXaWlsog&s=19

Fleischman’s in trouble.

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It goes without saying obviously but Mike Johnson sucks.

He was pretty crappy, but was super fast.

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Policy preferences don’t really matter from the perspective of Democrats, just institutionalism. Someone who wants to execute gays and launch US missiles at Ukraine but who voted to certify in 2020 and would allow a bipartisan CR funding government at previously agreed upon levels would be much preferable to a January 6er who somehow has significantly more moderate political views.

From Dumb Donnie’s Truth account:
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Amazing how much he still owns the party.

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