There’s subjectivity to which frame you use to determine when the ball is being “passed”, there are several possible.
There’s subjectivity to which part of the arm is considered legal. Is it the top of the shoulder, point of the shoulder, lower on the arm? The thumbnail of that YT video makes it seem like you could conceivably say he’s onside b/c the top of the shoulder is even with the toe of the defender.
Also from the photo with the kewl lines, it looks like the LB is behind the player they’re measuring, which could change the call.
I would add a shot clock for each team that resets every time the opposing goalie touches the ball in a way that would be a foul for anyone else (or a goal is scored). If you can’t force their goalie to use their hands in [x] minutes, they get a PK.
Someone from the UK dressed as a crusader while visiting the Middle East and criticizing it is chef’s kiss. Bonus points for complaining about the price of a room in pounds while not recognizing that the prices are likely so high in pounds because your currency is weak due to Brexit.