Winter cricket and bridge thread - Held over by popular demand

https://twitter.com/_1Bonita_/status/1203061877582028801

Lol link fail due to _ wrapping and turning it into italics.

https://twitter.com/1Bonita/status/1203061877582028801

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https://mobile.twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/1214670584296157189

https://mobile.twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/1214292389931683840

Seems like she was doing well until the kicking and biting part

https://mobile.twitter.com/mikesbloggity/status/1215468184611934208

@bestof

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Fuck spinach, that lady is a hero

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I’ve made a few attempts to write something about this but nothing has seemed adequate.

His “coopon” joke is so ubiquitous that I hear it from people who don’t know Ron White from Ron Jeremy

MFW someone supports Trump’s desire to hurt people, so long as he doesn’t hurt them

What on earth did the other 46 people say?

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Bluto’s asshole I hope. Like I really hope that had 46 and is why they could only use one answer.

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I just wanna say I was off the Abrams hype train long ago.

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chicken

I don’t know if she’s a hero, but do we have any evidence that spinach was his favorite food? Sure, it made a raging PCP freak when he needed it, but is that what he’s asking for on his birthday dinner? Now, I could tell you what Wimpy’s favorite food was, no problem.

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Her work on voting rights is far more important than who is whose VP.

Abrams 2040 (After Jr’s and Ivanka’s administrations)

It begins

Right, would he have voted for spinach in the Food Madness Thunderdome? We‘ll never know.

Lololol

Spoken like a true Scotsman :grin:

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It just dawned on me that the woman was thinking of Popeyes the fast food place, in which chicken actually makes perfect sense. I’m probably late to the joke, right?

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Ron White’s early stuff was legitimately hilarious. He pretty clearly sold out, there is no easier grift.