Girl who let me PIIHB* 25 years ago is providing a constant source of super low-info RWNJ memes.
*Actually she initiated it during spooning morning sex - I was like am I where I think I am? Yes I am. Told my buddy whose entire goal at the time was PIIHB and he kept getting denied. Pissed him off so bad.
I’ve never wanted it in there and never understood why it would be better.
Well if she’s so loose it’s like throwing a bb into a boxcar - the alternative might be a little more snug. I think it was mostly a conquest for my buddy. Possibly he’s grown out of it since early adulthood.
I had access whenever I wanted with my ex-porn-star gf. We did it twice. Lots of prep work, very tight in a small ring but then no feeling of contact further inside. Pretty impressive how well that thing can bounce back though given the years of frequent male porn-star sized protrusions she had up there.
It’s good for businesses to perform shallow acts of kindness to make it look like they care about the military because you live in a country that worships people who go overseas to kill other people.
Got that shit from my sisters a couple of months ago while I was in America.
Hope y’all feel better.
Loss of a huge fkin legend. Pour or smoke one out tonight in his honor if you can.
This is super sad. I absolutely loved his show. I’ve seen every episode.
I loved the episode with Robin Williams. A real highlight of the series.
Honestly, I loved the Lipton satires just as much.
Hahahahahaha
I loved little moments like when Bradley Cooper asked a question to Sean Penn back when he was a student and no one knew who he was, then years later Brad’s back on the show, this time as a celebrated actor crying to that footage of himself.
His episode with Chapelle was legendary. Also his episode with Eddie Murphy did much to remind me of how great Eddie was and still is.
Is anyone having an issue with chrome on Android and the back button not exiting out of threads back to the homepage on this site? Just started for me yesterday and can’t think of anything that changed on my end…
Not me. Chrome works fine.
Things have been a bit glitchy today. Try completely reloading the site, and if it continues to be an issue yell at me about it in the Help Desk thread.
I was channeling the spirit of Riverman or maybe JohnnyTruant’s slightly younger brother just now when two evangelists knocked on my door. They looked like any two swinging dicks, so I opened and said hello.
“Hey there, can we take a second to talk to you about the Gospel?”
Now I saw the bibles. “No, thank you, but good luck with whoever else you talk to.”
“Oh… Well can I ask you one other–”
“NO.” And shut the door in their faces. Please leave. I’ll take the L if they were about to ask if I feel the Bern.
A classic
That is the right play, protecting your time from unwelcome intruders is never rude, I would have cut them off with a no thank you as soon as I saw the Bible’s and shut the door on them.
I had the JW’s come to my door once and my Aussie/English Setter mix came to the door, but my Belgian Shep was feeling sick (stomach tumor it turned out) and stayed in her crate. The JW’s were curious about my dog and we talked about him for a few. He was a blue merle and looked smart, but the he wasn’t all that bright. So we finish talking about the dog and the guy JW offers me a pamphlet and I cheerfully say “No thanks” and he looks a bit shocked. I can hear my Belgian coming down the hall behind me. She didn’t growl as much as she rumbled her chest and it sounded scary as hell. So I tell the JW’s “Here comes the smart one”. They left in a huge hurry.
I just don’t answer the door. I don’t care if they can see me. If I don’t know who you are there is a zero percent chance I want to speak to you.
I’ve always wanted to try to give a Mormon a copy of The Watchtower.
I had a coworker who was a missionary in England. He claimed a good success rate with the pitch “Hi! Mormons. Interested?”