Winter cricket and bridge thread - Held over by popular demand

hokie · February 17, 2020, 4:08pm

I un-ignored that post because I was curious what our resident troll would claim to have done, and was immediately reminded why I have him on ignore. Just pure trolling, not even worth arguing against.

microbet · February 17, 2020, 4:17pm

It’s not a great list. Riding a horse is pretty fun. Skydiving is worth doing once. It’s somewhat goofy imo to have never done drugs - but w/e. Skinny dipping is a good one.

anon92450360 · February 17, 2020, 4:18pm

“peircing”

jerry · February 17, 2020, 4:22pm

well I’ve actually ignored someone now, so that’s cool. that view makes him some kind of woke incel, right?

anon92450360 · February 17, 2020, 4:26pm

In Looking for Mr. Goodbar the predator was actually Diane Keaton, who knew?

clovis8 · February 17, 2020, 4:38pm

Yikes number 6 is my only point.

clovis8 · February 17, 2020, 4:42pm

The Venn diagram between people who think they have a right to judge other people’s sex lives and those you can safely ignore on literally any topic is a circle.

j8i3h289dn3x7 · February 17, 2020, 4:52pm

Does Marijuana count as “done drugs?” Asking for a friend.

microbet · February 17, 2020, 4:53pm

Of course you druggie.

Smacc_25 · February 17, 2020, 4:55pm

the weak shit we get over here is “questionable”

Bigoldnit · February 17, 2020, 4:55pm

3 points, and two are “gotten a ticket” and “been arrested”

#rungood

j8i3h289dn3x7 · February 17, 2020, 4:58pm

8 points, have also done #3 more than anything else on that list. Stopped doing #3 after I got married and had kids. You should never have a #3 in a household with children IMO.

microbet · February 17, 2020, 5:01pm

I’ve only been arrested fighting the power.

microbet · February 17, 2020, 5:04pm

+1. I’ve never owned a gun and my parents never did. The first time I shot a gun a neighbor kid had taken his dad’s without anyone knowing and we shot it. That was in 7th grade. I also drove his dad’s motorcycle without anyone knowing. My parents would have had heart attacks at the thought of either.

clovis8 · February 17, 2020, 5:05pm

Me too. I’ve been arrested three times and all were during protests. It sort of feels like cheating counting it but I did.

Edit: lol my girlfriend just reminded me it’s been 4 times. Lol I’m getting old!

eyebooger · February 17, 2020, 5:07pm

Definite points: 2-5-6-10-14-15-17-18-19

Definite not points: 3-7-8-9-11-12-20

Depends on how strict the grading system is: 1-4-13-16

So somewhere between 9 and 13 for me.

microbet · February 17, 2020, 5:08pm

Need this further down thread for reference.

microbet · February 17, 2020, 5:12pm

You did two more things in the last 3 minutes! Had a one night stand with a celebrity? That was fast.

clovis8 · February 17, 2020, 5:14pm

We were just talking about this. I was never actually charged, even though at least two of the times I certainly broke shit. I never suffered any effect on my life. Sans the white guy cheat code, I doubt I would be able to make that claim.

To be fair, this was all like 20 years ago. I think today, some of my behaviour back then would not be met with the restraint I was afforded.

microbet · February 17, 2020, 5:14pm

All,

When have you ever done more than one of those things at the same time?

I’ve probably skinny dipped drunk - not like blind drunk, but probably a little.