Winter 2021 LC Thread—I Want Sous Vide

Try not to die.

I don’t care if it’s filmed or if there’s betting, but anyone who bets should understand that this is purely for fun/sparring. I will be fighting under the rules that I fought with my brother where we had thousands of fights with no real injuries and almost no broken furniture or even hard feelings. And of course I’m a huge dog. I’m old and have no training. I’m hoping to be harder to beat than SA expects.

(also, SA, if you arm bar me or something and are sure you have it, you just win – I might be too stubborn about tapping out and don’t want my arm snapped off)

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I assume someone’s going to create an NFT of this event?

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ggoreo,

Grab your bug out bag and torch the place.

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now is the time to fly a don’t tread on me snake on your truck.

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@anon46587892

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Cops are casing your house. They’re gonna plant drugs while you’re out, get a search warrant and arrest you. Then it’s time for…

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Wait, is there going to be an actual physical donnybrook? I thought this was all a bit.

Lol I would never actually do that to you buddy.

It’s just light sparring. I figure you pick the pace and I’ll match it. That’s how we used to do it in BJJ.

Was the ultimate Nerd fight, we could market this and get some free advertising to boot.

There’s also a few good writers here who could write this up with a compelling story line, StimAbuser the secret party dude who lost it all because he gave it all up to look after his mother during Covid-19 and without the weekends he’s built up a lot of unspent energy due to missing the Dancers, Mirco the anarchist decides to venture out after his 2 daughters grew to old for the family home etc etc…

Get the UPers to send it to the twitters and draft a tweet thread filling in details as we get closer.

:thinking:

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I hope microbet realizes this is just pure, boxing-promotion-level disrespect. He says he’s going to match your pace because he knows he can match it. He is assuming victory. Please take this into consideration when you to decide how hard to go.

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With a little ageism thrown in for good measure, StimAbuser probably wrote that post laughing his face off.

:grin:

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Truly one of the most subtly violent posts I’ve read on the forum. Expertly written. Condescending “buddy” a nice touch even.

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When I was in college I dodged a detective’s calls for a while but I called back because it was annoying. My roommates were wondering what was going on. He had me go to his office. After a few questions about school and whatnot, I was getting impatient and wanting him to get to the fucking point.

Turns out somebody saw “three Mexicans in a truck” pick something up off the side of the road that had literally fallen off a truck. Said item later sold for scrap for <$100 iirc. He said it was my father’s truck. I told him I wasn’t there and I’m pretty sure it came across that I didn’t like being jerked around for this petty crap. After some vaguely threatening follow-up questions, I left and that was the end of it.

If your situation is similar and you’re a white guy you can probably get away with a lot more attitude. Give 'em hell.

Edit: I see your last post now. I see the stakes have gone up a little over time. Though probably not much, inflation-adjusted.

Accounting fraud for a roofing company definitely is not the most exciting result

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F this, I wanna see some blood sport.

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giphy

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I’m stepping up the training.

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