Why do you heart posts?

[eyebooger]

@MattyLice

Which post has the most hearts? Is it the one where Trumpbot was whining that the Supreme Court didn’t like him?

My guess would be this one:

The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: retweets WHITE POWER, condemns Black Lives Matter, regrets criminal justice reform

So I was planning on posting this in here because I thought after the hate rally all of you would need something heartwarming to read. But then I went golfing with my daughter and came back to see that the hate rally had less people than my daughter’s last elementary school recital. But I’m going to post this here anyways because even on a day when Trump gets humiliated, it’s still nice to know there’s good in the world… So, like most places, my town (Olympia, WA) cancelled our annual pride par…

[Marksman]

There are a bunch of people here who pay me to heart their posts. I get paid between .05 and .78 per heart.

DM for packages

Edit: you can see my best customers below.

[iron81]

I love getting s. I even go back to my posts from a few days ago to see how many s I got. I get very little positive reinforcement in my life.

[iron81]

I try to fav things for the same reasons as @JohnnyTruant, but it bothers me that the best way to farm favs is dunks. It ties into my broader theory that internet politics is driven by what stimulates amygdalas instead of facts.

[beetlejuice]

most of the time i’m like:

but a lot of the time i’m also like:

[microbet]

You also beat people into submission of hearts with your goddamned long well thought out posts.

[seities]

For me its the equivalent of urinating on something to establish my scent and dominance.

But also for all the reasons others have mentioned: lolz, gratitude for sharing, empathy for a difficult situation, or just a really well articulated point.

I also try and like every reveal post in a Walrus thread because while Walrus = pain for all but the victor, its doubly so for the host without any hope of victory in the end.

[tabbaker]

There’s some formula where a long post tends to get a good amount of likes but there’s a cap because most people aren’t reading all that.

[iron81]

For my top 20 post, which was long, I’m pretty sure the title doubled the s.

[microbet]

I get so many hearts from you I thought that you especially liked me. Now I see you’re just easy.

[Pauwl]

I heart posts in controversial threads to represent my silent majority vote.

[MichaelDavis]

Just interpret it however you want I honestly didn’t like it that much but I want everyone to feel good.

[mosdef]

Nobody hearts a cat.

[anon10387340]

I can’t explain it any better than Jefferson Airplane:

Don’t you want somebody to love
Don’t you need somebody to love
Wouldn’t you love somebody to love
You better find somebody to love