What is your porn name?

Name of first pet + Name of street you grew up on

I’ll start: Banjo Fairfax

Brandon Vauxhall

Sounds like the lead singer of a shitty emo band.

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I agree. That’s what you get for following in Punky Brewster’s footsteps when it comes to naming your dog

Biff Hillbrow

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Sparky 80

This game is clearly prejudiced

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Bootsie Dana

:joy::joy:

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While you folks are answering these, I’d also like to hear funny names based on:

Your nickname growing up
Your high school mascot
Where you met your spouse
Your mother’s maiden name
Last 4 digits of your tax id number
Name of your bank
Your favorite credit card

It’ll be fun!

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Unnamed Wood (we adopted a cat but I never named it)

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Bigdick Broadway.

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Not gonna spend a lot of time on this, but we were the Trojans in high school. At every football game, predictably, the other side would hoist a sign saying “Bust the Trojans.”

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Softcore—Corky Murdoch

Hardcore—PHALEX

I feel like Sammy Harbor Circle is going to be a good candidate for worst.

Can we change the rules to any pet and any street? Because Missy Ocean is not a bad name.

Did no one grow up on a numbered street? That kills it for me.

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Little Girl Curtin

hmm…

Yeah, my porn star name is Password Security-Hint which people never think is remotely funny.

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[xxxx] [xxxxxx]

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Blackie St James.

Racist ban imo

I like middle name + street better because my name would be James Madison.