What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas. Except Threesomes.

Ballbusting is a legitimate fetish. No kink-shaming!

I like playing LO8 at the Orleans sometimes to remind myself that there are people God hates more than me.

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I pretty much stopped playing a year before the pandemic, given my growing irritation with being a captive audience for both Trumpers and generic assholes. I thought “life is too short.”

I’ve recently been debating returning to the cardrooms. Not sure how much I even want to play, though.

This is me. My drink is red bull and vodka, but after like 4 of them Im flying on caffeine and feel like shit a few hours later.

I was lucky enough to not hear a single mention of politics or general racism at my tables. Just endless amout of self-centered doucheness

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I kind of wanted to hear it because I sort of wanted to fight. I really wanted someone who would give me an excuse to make fun of Ashli with an I.

I did get one person to laugh when I shoved for 88K in a tournament and said “no Hitler”.

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Make sure you do your best to chat up the assholes and scumbags that fill most poker tables lest you be accused by people on this forum of being an earbud wearing wanna be pro that ruins the fun of live poker.

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Maybe I misread this - you bet like $900 into a ~$100 pot with that nut flush and got called??

When i want a taste of Omaha but feel like I don’t want swings I go to Boulder Station. 4/8 there plays big enough to satisfy my gamble and swings are smalller. I have not played 8/16 yet.

Used to do these. Also jagermeister bombs with Red Bull. Finally learned my lesson after waking up in the middle of the night amped on caffeine and also hungover af a few hundred times in my 20s.

definitely possible, some live players are still as bad as 2004 or w/e.

Whoops thought I mentioned it. V short bought for $200.

I went to most buffets on the strip and Flamingo’s was the worst by far.

Resorts World looks like the fake casino from Oceans 13.

I heard they were investing in poker and poaching dealers. Did you get any feel for the poker room? Poker Atlas looks like they currently have a healthy mix of low and mid stakes games running.

OK now you’re just being an asshole

I kid, I kid

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it wasn’t worth $65 tbh. pic sucks but i just clicked buttons quickly.


flight back home included being cheated off an emergency exit seat, a young lady vomiting for 60 minutes straight in the aisle seat while i’m stuck at the window seat and the stewardess accusing me of stealing $35 worth of a seat.

received a $50 voucher i will never use for my two hours of hell.

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Story on this part?

Steakhouse prices are insane. If I’m not using comps it’s really hard to justify paying, even though its usually very good.

Did you try to take the tray table home?

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the sides were more egregiously priced but also completely standard for vegas strip i guess. the cook on the steak was also pretty spot on, just not enough flavor. no aging flavor whatsoever.