What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas. Except Threesomes.

That was my little session, i think i only won 4 or 5 hands in a couple hours of play and there were only 2 of us at the table so we were moving pretty quick. Cosmo still has face down with a 5% commission they aren’t running face up yet

As a Pai Gow noob, is face down better for the player? I might dabble.

1000000%.

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I went down a rabbit hole trying to understand why and I’m getting nothing. Care to elaborate?

Never mind. Got it. A high Pai Gow is an auto push which hurts the player.

Umiya Sushi was recommended to me a few years back by a poker player at the table who had gotten his recommendation from a friend who was a chef at Mon Ami Gabi.

Sadly, they did not have uni. Tempura ice cream not pictured. If I wasn’t worried about getting sick, I probably could have packed away 6-8 more orders of nigiri

How is this amount of food for AYCE sushi?
  • Too much
  • Just right
  • Not enough

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Looks tasty though.

Bruh…. Bravo.

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Because all of the fun is peeling cards.

Isn’t it still mostly just 5% commission vs push levels?

Again, havent played pai gow in Vegas in 2 years and only played at The Linq because it was no commission, $10 minimum and only pushed on q high.

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I’ve been fully absorbed into world of warcraft the last few weeks - did I miss anything cool? Any more threesomes or other adventures?

Haha you need a new car bruv

I come from a place where Sushi outside one or two super high end places is total garbage, so the one time I had AYCE sushi in vegas it was pretty damn tasty for my ignorant ass. I should do that again.

What’s in the hand rolled picture? Looks slightly weird

The natural order of things, threesome in vegas followed by weeks of playing WoW.

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Yeah, what the hell nerd? Ive never had a threesome in Vegas. Youre supposed to lose your WOW gene after something like that

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What’s the fun of having a threesome if you can’t go on WoW to brag to all the pasty incel shutins? Sorry pasty and shutin was redundant there.

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@Tilted is supposed to be putting together a picture heavy epic trip report. To show you up, I hear it’s supposed to include four and five-somes!

Tilted, when you going to post the thing? We’re waiting!

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I fly out 6 am Wednesday morning. I wrote a pre TR that has our itinerary, goals (threesome), and a cast of characters. I’ll post it within the next couple days including the mandatory shoe and bankroll picture.

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Leaning towards seeing if I can make it last to 300k. I’m not going to buy a brand new car and the used car market is crazy currently.

It was a scallop hand roll.

Are we talking about sushi or threesomes?

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