What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas. Except Threesomes.

Yeah, what the hell nerd? Ive never had a threesome in Vegas. Youre supposed to lose your WOW gene after something like that

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What’s the fun of having a threesome if you can’t go on WoW to brag to all the pasty incel shutins? Sorry pasty and shutin was redundant there.

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@Tilted is supposed to be putting together a picture heavy epic trip report. To show you up, I hear it’s supposed to include four and five-somes!

Tilted, when you going to post the thing? We’re waiting!

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I fly out 6 am Wednesday morning. I wrote a pre TR that has our itinerary, goals (threesome), and a cast of characters. I’ll post it within the next couple days including the mandatory shoe and bankroll picture.

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Leaning towards seeing if I can make it last to 300k. I’m not going to buy a brand new car and the used car market is crazy currently.

It was a scallop hand roll.

Are we talking about sushi or threesomes?

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Does anyone recognize this player who busted me from the 8 game mix? Someone referred to him as the Canadian Crippler.

Chris Benoit?

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Pretty sure that dude is dead

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I don’t know him or remember his name but I have played a bunch of cash mix games with him during wsop.

Walked up to an amazing roulette table where a couple guys were betting more than $1k per hand and just spreading shit on all the numbers, had a couple hits on numbers where 3 or 4 of us had $15+ on it. 17 was our table number, we hit that for a combined score of like $3k and one guy put a $5 tip on it before the spin so the dealer got $180 or so plus his regular tips. In for $200 out for $700, had to leave the table to make a reservation at STK but I would have stayed there all night.

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That’s why no one messes with NBZ.

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Fun tables in the pit are the best. I’m really hoping for a good craps session soon. Last time I was so drunk and high I barely knew where I was. I’m not even sure what casino we were in, but I think it was the LINQ. It was one of those typical jumping around high fiving strangers as roll after roll went strong before crapping out. I think we left up almost a grand. I shoved a lot of it in a side compartment in my wallet so I wouldn’t accidentally blow it. We got back to the silver sevens by the embassy and he talked me into another craps session. I had a full blown panic attack when my money was all gone. Somehow he remembered where I stashed it. Most of the time it feels like flushing a couple hundred down the toilet, but when the table gets hot is some of the most fun I have in Vegas.

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How was STK?

Some of the most fun I’ve ever had in Vegas has been running hot at table games. A craps table where someone goes like 20 rolls without a 7 is about as good as it gets.

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I’m especially looking forward to this after a year of hating humans. Having a group of people aligned with one goal of taking money from the casino seems refreshing.

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Pretty good, the only other high end Vegas steak place I’ve been to is Cut and I think I prefer Cut. The ambiance is very dark and loud, I’m a guy who prefers quieter restaurants not a fan of music blasting. Got the dry age delmonico which was a ribeye I believe, decent beef flavor, the cook was perfect but it could have used more salt. My favorite thing was the sweet corn pudding, I could have ate a big bowl of that. We got 3 sides for 7 guys, portions were on the small side.

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Full Irish breakfast at McMullan’s. (No beans.).

As I ate, a guy walked in and ordered a black and tan. I sense disapproval in the bartender’s lilting voice as she conversed with an Irish patron while preparing the drink.

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Here’s their whiskey selection. Highest price I could find was $140.

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