Walrus IV reveal Thread. Kingvaldo Collab.

putting a number of these in proper order was hard, but with 6 points… next up! my boyee Lacazette with Fuckin’ with my Head(Mountain Dew Rock) by Beck.

I dug the track ‘Loser,’ and the immediately apparent authenticity with an artist like Beck, but was never inspired to really know more. This track is from the same album, and basically is not good.

It takes 2 standard blues-type riffs and butchers what is already a dead horse ( see any blues riff that’s been parroted innumerable times without innovating upon it.) In the middle of the song, there is some break that incorporates this annoying buzz of like TV white noise. No thanks.
Also, there’s a brief melodic passage that’s used twice or thrice throughout the song, and if it’s not plagiarized, it’s clearly derivative of something else – and like an out-of-place offering in the song to include a required element.

lol that was harsh.

Top5 The Cure tracks go:

(not necessarily in power order)

1. Close To Me (horns edit)
2. A Few Hours After This
3. The 13th
4. Push
5. Just Like Heaven

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Any list that does not include Burn is invalid.

You’re trying to out-deep-cut me up in here.

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idk if it’s top 5 but I really like Jumping someone elses train

Actually I don’t know if a track only appearing on a soundtrack qualifies as a deep cut but imo it does.

That’s why a top5 is where the rubber meets the road.

I had to leave off Prayers For Rain.

Let me also add Last Dance into evidence.

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If I get a chance to run a Walrus it’s gunna be brutal.

Was rooting for fellow lurker seites, but now Rexx gets my full support.

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I’m gonna do an all-The Cure walrus.

1. Song from Distengration that made you finally jump off a bridge.

2. Darkest song that sounded the funniest when you were high.

etc

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Dislike.

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no u

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Just kidding bud. It’s all good. I’m firing up this album for a full playthrough in your honor.

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with 7 points seities and So Much for Love by Gramatik

After that bass drops 9 seconds into the song, my post-defecation euphoria quickly fades, because the rest of the song is very 1-idea. Credit, though, for pinpointing the frequency at which an audience will shit itself. The lovable goofball Neil of Real-World-London fame had long sought that intellectual property.

neil real world london

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I will take this 7 points and run with it. Especially since it may be equal to Pyatnitski’s final score.

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I volunteer for scoring duties. Currently in the lead: seities with 7 points.

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8 points to the Goat. My mentor, my comrade… of Captain, my Capitan

just whisper jalfrezi

jalfrezi with When Big Joan Sets Up by Captain Beefheart

This is goofy shit times 10, Circus Maximus

The final presentation is the hardwork of many fine musicians, I am to understand, and I agree. They were committed to doing something unique and ‘out,’ and for that I salute them. Discovering the mysterious intent of experimental musicians is something to do. I would not listen to this while working, as I like to sing and dance and solder copper in that space.

Much love

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boy, jalfrezi really likes cap’t beefheart. I guess I’ll have to try listening to it.

Nice…“they laugh at her body…because her hands are too small”

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