Walrus Grab Bag 6 - Reveal Thread!

I’d like to thank you all for forcing me to mute the Chiefs game. Much more enjoyable.

I would have gone with “Cher Supply” to punish you for the category

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All right - our last place finisher…

Chefs

In 9th Place: Trans-Siberian Orchestray Cats

Songs : Christmas Eve / Sarajevo and Rock This Town
Artist: Trans-Siberian Orchestray Cats
Links:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RxBHRZpIdg
Comment: Seems funny enough to me. The TSO song is an absolute classic. I actually looked pretty hard for another Stray Cats song, but they really don’t have anything better than Rock This Town. It’s a great song though, so no shame in that.

I didn’t completely hate either of these songs. But I didn’t love them either. I’d definitely go with Stray Cat Strut for best Stray Cats song. And also I dinged because Orches-truh does not flow into Stray.

10 out of 20 for funny (+ ding for category)
14 out of 20 for songs
24 points

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In 8th Place: AC/DC Talk

Song: The Jack and Consume Me
Artist: AC/DC Talk
Link:

https://youtu.be/kq_GSIw0X0w

https://youtu.be/uVlod4SdLD8

Comments: I honestly don’t know if this hits the category but I thought it was a fun idea.

Not sure about this AC/DC song. DC Talk was ok but kinda boring. My humor needle didn’t move much.

12 for funny
13 for songs
25 pts

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And rounding out the nodium…

In 7th place - Kanye Westside Gunn

Song: Who Will Survive in America / Bash Money
Artist: Kanye West / Westside Gunn

Links:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB6sXiZ1ldw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSmVXfM_3wk

I actually really liked this Kanye song. I have it a 10/10. But the other song didn’t do much for me, and neither did the name.

10 for funny
17 for songs
27 pts

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Welp, that’s my 3rd last place of this game.

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In 6th place - Sonic Youth Brigade

Song: The Diamond Sea/I Hate My Life

Artist: Sonic Youth Brigade

Links:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATb4V94NrRI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOzwBji-X34

I love the Sonic Youth song. Youth Brigade not so much. Name chuckle factor: low.

11 for funny
17 for songs
28 pts

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Oym owt

The next 5 names all gave me a chuckle.

In 5th place - Faith No Morbid Angel

Combined Artist Name: Faith No Morbid Angel

  1. Song: Last Cup of Sorrow
    Artist: Faith No More
    Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjEbHBafvm0
  2. Song: I Am Morbid
    Artist: Morbid Angel
    Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6C4BNZBX_E

Comments: Faith No More have some much better known hits, but Last Cup of Sorrow has always been my favorite of theirs, and a song I can just leave on repeat.

Morbid Angel were pioneers of death metal, and I Am Morbid is one of their more catchy songs…so much as one is able to consider death metal “catchy”.

This one got the second highest chuckle score. But the songs didn’t do a ton for me.

18 funny
11 songs
29 pts

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In 4th place - Pickled Di(ck)xie Chicks

Artists: Pickled Di(ck)xie Chicks
Songs: Man Eater - Pickled Dick and Goodbye Earl - Dixie Chicks
links:
Man Eater - YouTube
The Chicks - Goodbye Earl (Official Video) - YouTube
Commentary: Look, I know they changed their name but come on, when they recorded the song, they were the Dixie Chicks. Also, you need to watch the video, because it’s a classic. Also, you’re probably wondering how I found such an obscure punk band for the first half of this supergroup…through a friend who is an old-school punk musician.

Loved the name. The songs left me kind of flat. I expected a lot more from a band named Pickled Dick than a 90s-ish Blink 182 thing that didn’t really go anywhere.

17 funny
13 songs
30 pts

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The excitement in the air is palpable!

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And the Chefs return a fumble 90 yards for a TD!!!

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In 3rd place - Ugly Kid Joe Cocker

Song: everything about you / with a little help from my friends
Artist: Ugly Kid Joe Cocker
Link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byEGjLU2egA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXV4WyQMHFM

Comments: Do Ugly Kid Joe even have a best song? I dunno. I will admit I liked that album as a dumb teenager.
Is it Joe Cocker’s best song? I have no idea, never thought much about Joe Cocker.
Is it a funny combo? Hell ya.

Good chuckle factor. Bonus for Cocker’s best song and Ugly Kid Joe’s best song. Unfortunately I am not a big fan of that Ugly Kid Joe song, which is the only ding. Cocker got 10 points, Ugly Kid Joe got 5.

16 funny
15 songs
31 pts

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Sorry guys I’m dominating the theard.

6 categories, 5 podiums, 0 wins still

i did think the contrast of with a little help from my friend and i hate everything about you is pretty funny, so i’m proud of myself. wanted to make this my joker but decided suzzer is too erratic to gauge i just left it to luck.

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