I am so sorry but I am sitting here in front of the computer literally chuckling that someone thought it was a good idea to submit this.
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This might have been 1st place if it had been submitted in my category.
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I don’t think I am giving anything away when I say you and Paul were the ones who people wanted to troll the most.
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I am intrigued. I’ll let you know what I think of their trolling skills.
In 10th place with 3 points
2NE1 - Ugly MV
I don’t know anything about k-pop culture. To me this sounds exactly like the mass produced stuff that was popular a decade prior in the US. Can’t find anything remotely interesting here.
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I don’t know how I would troll Louis. He seems to like everything.
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Finally dodged another nodium.
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Judging by my current category I have to agree. No terrible submissions among the bunch which doesn’t make ranking them any easier.
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My everybody is just trolling Yuv hypothesis has yet to be falsified.
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Well, the official nodium is over. But the bottom 8 songs were supposed to be nodiums.
Alot of hated spots to float still.
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This is really making me realise how weak my trolling entry is
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In 9th place with 4 points
Cigarettes After Sex - Dreaming Of You
It basically sounds exactly like i thought it would before clicking play and I’ve never heard of the artist. It’s okay, probably would have placed higher if it wasn’t so long. I just don’t like it very much
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And my first nodium
Risk didn’t pay off
Weaksauce that you don’t include what users wrote to you along with the entries imo
As a side note, MV is obviously not part of the song title.
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Sorry, you were literally the only one who wrote anything.
You want catchy music? It’s hard to get catchier than K-Pop. While most songs tend to be love this and that, it was nice to see 2NE1 to actually have a different message in this song. I also suspect that you might hate K-Pop and why not take an all-or-nothing risk and see if I can find that you might like?
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In 8th place with 5 points
Mac DeMarco - My Kind of Woman
I don’t know who Mac DeMarco is, but apparently he’s very popular among ex poker players. I can see the appeal, but didn’t really do much for me. the awkward love song angle felt kinda gimmicky and the lyrics are (purposely maybe) generic.
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This was me. I’m ok with this. The songs got much better at 9th place imo.
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In 7th place with 6 points
Dizzee Rascal - Bassline Junkie
I love Dizzee. I had his first two albums back when people had albums and listened to them constantly. This might be my least favorite Dizzee song ever. I was sure it would nodium when I first heard it but luckily I liked the competition even less. Why didn’t you send Bonkers? You would have easily podiumed. Fix Up, Look Sharp would have won i think. Sad.
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In 6th place with 7 points
Dua Lipa and Da Baby - Levitating
The sender wrote:
I don’t know just how unfamiliar you are with pop music here. In case you’ve missed it, here’s the banger of the last few months.
A few years ago I was invited to some fancy dinner and our host tried to impress us with his wine knowledge and asked the waitress how is some obscure wine from the menu. She replied “It’s serviceable”.
This is a serviceable pop song. Dua Lipa has some swag
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In 5th place with 8 points
The Kiffness - Ievan Polkka ft. Bilal Göregen (Club Remix)
The guy on the Darbuka is awesome. I don’t care for the actual band/dude remixing it or memeing it or whatever this is supposed to be, but it’s still somewhat fun and I needed some fun.
(I know there’s some internet thing with the cat vibing shit but i’m too old for that)
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I’ll take it
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