Walrus Grab Bag 3 Sign Up—GOAT Music Thing Returns

This is what happens if you get last place in my walruses.

I lied, I’m gonna reveal two songs here.

Let me just paste my stream of consciousness notes for 15th place.

“holy fuck, what is this? Why are my ears bleeding. Why does it sound like a middle age woman is trying to sing like a 5 year old? What is happening?”

In 15th place, scoring 1. Pyantinski - Surfin USA by Melt Banana

“Enjoy”?

Melt-Banana - Surfin’ USA

The Ultimate Insult - May God Have Mercy On Your Soul - Billy Madison (Academic…

Yep, somehow somebody scored lower than a person who missed the category entirely.

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Alright, we have a surprise late night drunk reveal! The best kind.

the link doesn’t work but having listened to melt banana before - bold move cotton.

Lol no. That’s my old reveal. Poor Melt Banana

Still takes self control to not send you Melt Banana every time.

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There is one fairly obvious song for your category that you previously ranked in 11th place so I had to scratch that from my list. At least I hope that’s what you are referring to because my other explanation would put me back in contention for last place.

In case anyone somehow misses it, reveal thread is now live here:

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That Melt Banana track is what turned me from a lurker to a poster - I will always hold it dear

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The best that I have submitted was for a category that doesn’t exist.

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You can bring your own style. I mostly try to be positive but I have also included lines like “Is this even supposed to be listened to?” in past reveals. Sometimes there is no way to sugarcoat it.