Walrus Grab Bag 3 Sign Up—GOAT Music Thing Returns

The man is clearly a shadow of his old self.

First impressions, a top tier with a probable winnar; an ok tier, and a meh tier. Nobody fell for any of my insta nodium tarps, so deciding the meh-est of the meh is going to be the hardest part.

I’d like to reveal somewhere in the middle of the pack if that can be arranged.

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Good to know I’ve got at least one winner of the bunch.

As for mine… SOMEBODY did not read my previous walruses. And oh boy will they pay

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I did not attempt to read up on the walrus meta at all so I am very afraid this is me.

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might be me. CM and I always seem to have a serious disconnect when it comes to walrus.

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somebody def did not read my previous grab bags for other reasons.

If my submission for your category is “meh” then I have no idea and will give up walrusing completely. It’s the best one of everything I submitted this time, by far.

I kind of want to see a reverse Walrus, where the goal is to nodium, and have people disappointed that the judge actually liked their submission.

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I did NOT submit Echo and the Bunnymen, I swear

If Pauwl spent half the time he spends deleting messages in writing up the reveal we would already have one category down.

@skydiver8 I highly doubt you are the offender based on the song.

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I definitely did not read your previous grab bags and mostly just picked out songs I like for every category.

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I think I have to delete some mean stuff in my write ups too.

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I haven’t done a reveal before, out of curiosity, does a ‘it’s not you it’s me’ soft landing assuage the anguish of those who finish last, or does it merely lay bare the spineless unworthiness of the judge?

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i will bet all the money I lost on pauwl that it wasn’t your entry.

I’ve been the bad guy before and it left a bunch of people butt hurt. Now, I try to be nice and at least say something positive and keep it brief. You don’t have to go full “it’s not you, it’s me”, but I would try not to write off a whole genre as garbage as opposed to just saying you don’t like it.

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me too.

Of course it doesn’t work and I end up sounding bitchy anyway :stuck_out_tongue:

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Some of my past reviews have been like:

“I can see how somebody might be into this”

or

“It’s nice words”.

At the risk of bringing the wrath of gods down on my head:

“I’m sorry you feel that way”

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I go with “bless your heart” for the nodiums.

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