Walrus Grab Bag 2 - The Walrus Strikes Back

Yes. Yes you can.

1 Like

Category host name: NotBruceZ
Category: A cover where the performing artist is of a different biological sex than the original artist. In case of a band, consider the lead singer. In case the song has a featured artist, it is the main artist who counts.
Musical tastes: Very eclectic, but I tend to like music in my vocal range that I can sing along to. My favorite artist is Billy Joel. My favorite genre is 90ā€™s non-grunge alternative, but I occasionally listen to songs recorded in the 1930s and I occasionally listen to current Top 40 radio.
Any other judging notes: I wonā€™t penalize anyone for a song I am very familiar with because I used to be a rabid collector of covers, but non-hits will win a tiebreaker. I prefer it when the cover artist puts their own spin on it instead of a note-for-note recreation.

2 Likes

Here are the categories so far. Anyone missing?


Category host name: NotBruceZ
Category: A cover where the performing artist is of a different biological sex than the original artist. In case of a band, consider the lead singer. In case the song has a featured artist, it is the main artist who counts.
Musical tastes: Very eclectic, but I tend to like music in my vocal range that I can sing along to. My favorite artist is Billy Joel. My favorite genre is 90ā€™s non-grunge alternative, but I occasionally listen to songs recorded in the 1930s and I occasionally listen to current Top 40 radio.
Any other judging notes: I wonā€™t penalize anyone for a song I am very familiar with because I used to be a rabid collector of covers, but non-hits will win a tiebreaker. I prefer it when the cover artist puts their own spin on it instead of a note-for-note recreation.


Category host name: pyatnitski

Category: Jazz (or obv jazz influenced) or folk (or obv folk influenced).
For folk I mean anything credibly called folk music from anywhere in the world.

Musical tastes: Folk, jazz, improv, noise, bleeps/bloops, all sorts. Iā€™ll give anything a listen once. I used to listen to loads of weirder indie stuff, but hardly ever do now. I love some classic rock/metal/pop, but am very ignorant about lots of that thanks to a youth spent as a music snob.

Any other judging notes: Iā€™ll be lenient with the ā€˜influencedā€™ parts, but I might want to see your working. I wanted this to just be jazz but I worry about jazzphobia. Because of that Iā€™ll give jazz submissions a preference in tiebreakers, but if you send me Kenny G or something by [ jazz great everyone knows even if they hate jazz ] expect nothing.


Category host name: cassette
Category: A song with a great guitar riff, intro, or solo
Musical tastes: Rap, metal, punk, hardcore, alt country, beep boops, anything experimental, anything awesome or depressing or upbeat. No autotune or top 40ā€™s please!
Any other judging notes: We all know guitars are the best instrument. Give me some finger picking, face shredding, or a sick riff. Try to pick something I might not have heard before.


Category host name: Pauwl
Category: A love song. Or song about love/relationships. I would prefer positive songs rather than lost love or unrequited love.
Musical tastes: Current music is mostly indie or what falls under that general umbrella. I despise most popular music of the 90ā€™s. Post MP3s, I havenā€™t really followed pop music. Early 80ā€™s and back, is wide open. Tons of cool stuff to discover.
Any other judging notes: Overly familiar songs will be punished. I donā€™t want over the top torch songs. If youā€™re thinking Whitney Houston, think again. Please, no cheese.


Category host name: skydiver8
Category: A song that is mostly about, invokes or heavily references a specific place. It doesnā€™t have to be happy or exotic, just interesting.
Musical tastes: Anything but screamy metal. Modern country-pop is probably gonna rank low, as well, but I highly doubt anyone would submit that anyway.
Any other judging notes: Since most of us are prisoners right now, letā€™s travel via music! Note: When I travel, I like to get real. Sure, Iā€™ll see the touristy stuff, but I also want to get to know the real people and food and soul of a place, even if itā€™s not all good. Take that for what you will.


Category host name: eyebooger
Category: A 2017-2020 political song appropriate for the times we live in.
Musical tastes: Mostly modern rock (anything from folk to metal) and catchy pop. But it doesnā€™t have to be that. Alt-hip hop act Rizzle Kicks won my last category. The only genre that is a likely loser right out of the gate would be country.
Any other judging notes: Iā€™m basically looking for the next generation Rage Against The Machine. It doesnā€™t have to be the same style of music as them, but I want the anger and/or the message to be clear.


Category host name: MJiggy
Category: A song from a movie, TV show, or video game soundtrack
Musical tastes Iā€™ve made a reputation for myself (at least in my head) for liking popular music but I wouldnā€™t say thatā€™s exactly accurate. I listen to some popular stuff but like a lot of alternative/indie rock, some hip hop, and just generally like being exposed to different genres of music although I definitely lean more towards ā€œrockā€ these days.
Any other judging notes For this category I really donā€™t want songs that were commercial hits. They can be from popular pieces of work but I will dock points if I would be expected to already be familiar with the song. Iā€™ve immensely enjoyed the soundtracks of several movies released over the past few years but I wonā€™t say which because people might pick them. Also they do not have to be in English; I donā€™t watch anime but I do sometimes like songs from it.


Category host name: Yuv
Category: A song that was released in 2020. I donā€™t listen to enough new music. I hope you young hip individuals can introduce me to music in the year of the pandemic
Any other judging notes: I wonā€™t specifically penalize highly known songs but tbh i donā€™t know many songs released this year to begin with

edit because never being understood is very depressing - I donā€™t actually care what genre you send. I donā€™t like Metal or Prog Rock as much, but that doesnā€™t mean you canā€™t send it


Category host name: seities
Category: A song with a scream. To expand, in a lot of punk hardcore you might say the singer is screaming every word. So that counts. But also, one long or short scream in the song counts. Iā€™m not judging based on the scream itself.
Musical tastes: I generally lean more towards things on the faster/heavier side within the following genres: Rock/Punk/Metal/EDM/Rap. Anything from 90ā€™s onwards is probably going to have a better chance a high ranking.
Any other judging notes: If itā€™s overly familiar, there will be a penalty. Try and keep it under 8 minutes, and if I am liking a 3 minute song and an 8 minute song a comparable amount then I am going to rank the 3 minute song higher.

Some examples in case it helps:

Slint - Good Morning, Captain: https://youtu.be/J87vtrC_JBM?t=398 1. The link should start you at about 6:38 of the song. The scream is central to a climactic end to the song.
Paint It Black - Greetings, Fellow Insomniacs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_meLg1UW9EI 1 - Dude is pretty much screaming the whole song.
Tool - 4 degrees: https://youtu.be/8NGemR1cqZQ?t=213 2 - Clip should take you straight to 3:33 where Maynard belts out ā€œLet meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeā€¦inā€.

Really, even if there is just a 3 second scream in the song somewhere that has an impact, its going to work for the category.

2 Likes

Thanks for the assist sir!

I think we just have @SwankyWilder @Nicholasp27 and @LouisCyphre left to submit categories by end of day Friday. You got the others.

1 Like

These are pretty tricky. I wish you could sort albums chronologically on Spotify.

holy crap two absolute bangers.

1 Like

Damn I have a great choice for BruceZā€™s category but I might be too clueless on some of the others to enter this.

2 Likes

Skydiver stole my category. Iā€™ll come up with something new in the next couple of days.

3 Likes

<3

I have @pyatnitski to thank for this one. Funnily enough, it was the song that beat out your absolute banger (Clipping - Nothing is Safe) in one of my Walrus categories. It took something really special to beat out your submission there.

Stoked you like this one. I submitted it to Louisā€™ category in the last grab bag figuring he might be one of the only people on UP who finds that sort of thing tolerable ;-) Itā€™s kinda strange that punk hardcore is something that most helps me get into flow state when I am trying to get work done.

3 Likes

Well, sure, that shouldnā€™t be too hardā€¦

3 Likes

I admit nothing!

1 Like

Oh snap. I forgot about this. Iā€™ll try to get a category tonight

1 Like

Category host name: SwankyWilder
Category: It is documented that this summer is Hot as a Haddock - I would like anything featuring the word Hot, or itā€™s derivatives, or anything Fish related
Musical tastes: Likes - pop in all its glorious forms - and my definition of pop is very wide. I do like a good tune obscured by noise. Dislikes - Jazz, Folk, Hard Rock, Metal apart from the bits of these I arbitrarily decide to like
Any other judging notes: Familiarity breeds contempt, except when it doesnā€™t

4 Likes

Looking forward to Goatnitskiā€™s category are we?

4 Likes

Ha - I thought that when I saw his category. I think me and the goat have a Venn diagram where we intersect perfectly - but outside -ooh boy.

3 Likes

I assume hot or a fish can be anywhere in the song? Or you want it in the title? A bit tough, but we can do it, yā€™all.

1 Like

If I like the song it can be as tangential as you like - song no good all bets off

2 Likes

late reg?

Category host name: Rivaldo
Category: a song with a yeah!! or many yeahs! in it. distinct from a scream
Musical tastes: Magic
Any other judging notes: I have my doubts, what if Iā€™m wrong?

4 Likes

I canā€™t say no to a man who has bestowed as many likes on my posts as you have. Youā€™re in.

3 Likes

What deadlines are we looking at?