Was this you?
No, sir
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I said I’m winning this category, and I will stand firm until I do not
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I’ll say the top 2 was a very difficult decision.
I’m tempting the Walrus Gods!!!
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In 9th place earning 3 points
Martha Wainwright - Proserpina
Another beautiful performance that suffers in my rankings simply from just being something I wouldn’t ever listen to.
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There’s my final nodium.
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11 ?
10 ?
9 pauwl
I don’t quite remember, but I think I’m still live for all podiums and nodiums.
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Podium or nodium every category! Cassette still has a chance to do this too.
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I never did win the checkered flag, but I never did come in last.
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In 8th place earning 4 points
Patti LaBelle - Moon Shadow
Solid performance, but I would have preferred a more modern submission.
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skippin’ and hoppin’ in high heels on a moon shadow
In 7th place earning 5 points
Alicia Keys - Brand New Me
Beautiful voice and brave to put up a live performance where its raw and not polished in the studio. Strong performance here even though I don’t really find myself listening to Alicia Keys much.
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Indeed, I’m still alive! We cleared the 20-point barrier, folks!
Shit, I think I have a chance to win this category.
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immediately comes in 6th place
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It’s not brave, it’s real. Not stylized over-produced bullshit. I’ll take the 5 points and retire from walrus
appreciate you hosting!
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It was definitely a good submission and if I liked Alicia Keys more it would have placed higher.
Wait,
what if you dont “like” in general the “pinnacle of performance by a female vocalist”?
Lol because this kinda describes myself. They’re like, “Listen to _____!”
And I’m like, “I have. The songs suck.”
They’re like, “Huh?”
And I’m like, “Find the best piano in the world and have the best pianist in the world play ‘Chopsticks’ lol gtfo with this ‘they sing real real good’ nonsense.”