UP jokes that need to die

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We seemed to have almost fully eliminated the pony joke good job everyone

Now let’s eliminate the Riverman curse one

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Riverman curse still accurate

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Tempting, but your pony has been banned.

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aw shit

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lol at the riverman curse being something you can get rid of

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You have a thread for these already.

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I can think of one joke we can eliminate here.

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get a brain, moran

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I like a well crafted pony. Most ponies are lazy, but a bit of story and a couple lines of good dialogue can make your pony great again.

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I wouldn’t be angry if slow pony went away but overall I’m content with the recurring gags on UP.

I could take or leave the Flyers mascot though

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Riverman just bet that the Riverman curse joke will end in 2021.

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that’s what she said

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Your pony likes peacock.

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Grunching. Should consider nuking pony jokes. omg so lame amirite

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lol

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ICWUDT

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Some months ago I complained about the sweet summer child thing and someone went and made it into a gimmick account, further cementing it in the UP culture and lexicon.

Lesson learned: suffer in silence because speaking up makes things worse.

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lol no

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I’m shocked, shocked I tell you.

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