Trump Pardons Prediction & Sweat Thread

150 pardons apparently

so many low level crooks I’ve never heard of

Anyone know if that number is atypical? I know every President issues a fuckton at the very end. My instinct is that if it is 150 individuals, that might not be that high. If some pardons cover a lot of people (e.g. all the Capitol rioters), then that’s a different story.

he won’t set a record, looks like just avg for an overall presidency

except for pardons for people who are blatant crooks

I’ve seen tiger king 3 times. It is GOAT tv.

Entire appeal of Tiger King is it was released just as the shutdown started in March 2020 which made it that much crazier.

Tiger King is probably the first thing that got mass binge watched by that amount of people. It was insanity.

only the best presidents have to pardon all their campaign managers and people that worked for them they didn’t know

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https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/statement-press-secretary-regarding-executive-grants-clemency-012021/

well, that’s a list of I don’t know who the fuck these people are other than previously reported

Duke Cunningham! one of the swampiest creatures to draw breath

from the linked whitehouse.gov statement

Kenneth Kurson – President Trump granted a full pardon to Kenneth Kurson. Prosecutors have charged Mr. Kurson with cyberstalking related to his divorce from his ex-wife in 2015. In a powerful letter to the prosecutors, Mr. Kurson’s ex-wife wrote on his behalf that she never wanted this investigation or arrest and, “repeatedly asked for the FBI to drop it… I hired a lawyer to protect me from being forced into yet another round of questioning. My disgust with this arrest and the subsequent articles is bottomless…” This investigation only began because Mr. Kurson was nominated to a role within the Trump Administration. He has been a community leader in New York and New Jersey for decades. In addition, Mr. Kurson is a certified foster parent, a successful business owner, and is passionate about various charitable causes. Mr. Kurson is an upstanding citizen and father to five beautiful children.

Billy Walters!

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Don’t just say random names. “Oh Bob Jackson! Oh shit dawg!”

If you gonna mention the pardon, mention the crime.

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Billy Walters shouldn’t be a random name here in fairness.

so the day DOJ dropped the insider trading investigations into senators a bunch of people get pardoned for insider trading

:thinking:

Someone’s been editing.

Randall Harold “Duke” Cunningham (born December 8, 1941) is a former American politician, criminal, and retired fighter pilot. A Republican,

No Avon Barksdale pardon? At least Sergei?

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Yeah, it looks like a list of people who just ponied up the $2 million with a few randoms thrown in.

some of this shit written man

“‘spur of the moment’ poor decision” to participate in a co-worker’s plan to commit a bank robbery

ffs spur of the moment to go rob a bank, could’ve happened to anyone

casey urlacher really is brian’s brother, I thought as much

This one reads a bit differently than the rest:

Paul Erickson President Trump has issued a full pardon to Paul Erikson. This pardon is supported by Kellyanne Conway. Mr. Erickson’s conviction was based off the Russian collusion hoax. After finding no grounds to charge him with any crimes with respect to connections with Russia, he was charged with a minor financial crime. Although the Department of Justice sought a lesser sentence, Mr. Erickson was sentenced to 7 years’ imprisonment—nearly double the Department of Justice’s recommended maximum sentence. This pardon helps right the wrongs of what has been revealed to be perhaps the greatest witch hunt in American History.

Three of these people led Bible study in prison. I hope they remembered to nominate replacements.

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Poker-related

https://twitter.com/kenbensinger/status/1351780999068192771

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