Trump Administration Part 2 - Golf and Fascism

While I think the dementia angle is overstated a bit (IIRC people were swearing he was six months away from drooling in a corner halfway through his first term, and here he is), I do think he’s gonna be in no condition to run again in four years, he’ll be old and exhausted as fuck even if he just ages normally for a fat speed/diet coke addict.

And assuming he gets the adulation he wants from his base for being the best president ever, I could see him wanting to ride off into the sunset and giving zero fucks about who succeeds him. He even might get a kick out of Vance or whoever getting waxed (“Ha ha see what happens when I’m not on the ticket? What a bunch of losers, peace out”).

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Just posting this here for reference in the future. These platforms often have disappear or change over time, so wanted to document it for now. https://rncplatform.donaldjtrump.com/

  1. Seal the border and stop the migrant invasion.
  2. Carry out the largest deportation operation in American history.
  3. End inflation and make America affordable again.
  4. Make America the dominant energy producer in the world, by far!
  5. Stop outsourcing and turn the United States into a manufacturing superpower.
  6. Large tax cuts for workers and no tax on tips!
  7. Defend our Constitution, our Bill of Rights, and our fundamental freedoms, including freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and the right to keep and bear arms.
  8. Prevent World War Three, restore peace in Europe and in the Middle East, and build a great Iron Dome missile defense shield over our entire country – all made in America.
  9. End the weaponization of government against the American people.
  10. Stop the migrant crime epidemic, demolish the foreign drug cartels, crush gang violence, and lock up violent offenders.
  11. Rebuild our cities, including Washington DC, making them safe, clean, and beautiful again.
  12. Strengthen and modernize our military, making it, without question, the strongest and most powerful in the world.
  13. Keep the U.S. dollar as the world’s reserve currency.
  14. Fight for and protect Social Security and Medicare with no cuts, including no changes to the retirement age.
  15. Cancel the electric vehicle mandate and cut costly and burdensome regulations.
  16. Cut federal funding for any school pushing critical race theory, radical gender ideology, and other inappropriate racial, sexual, or political content on our children.
  17. Keep men out of women’s sports.
  18. Deport pro-Hamas radicals and make our college campuses safe and patriotic again.
  19. Secure our elections, including same-day voting, voter identification, paper ballots, and proof of citizenship.
  20. Unite our country by bringing it to new and record levels of success.

Force is used to put down protest all the time. How do you think the Israel/Palestine protests at Universities were removed?

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Who said it wasn’t?

You made it number 9 and said 70%. It’s a lock to happen regardless of POTUS.

Fair. I guess I meant more widespread than “normal”.

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I actually don’t think that Trump really has any enemies at this point. All the court cases are dead now. The Democrats had the option of putting Trump in prison after Jan 6th and they decided that they would rather fundraise & run against him in 2024.

I don’t expect him to make a big deal out of the 2020 election. He knows he lost and his huge victory in 2024 negates it. Bringing up the stolen election now is pointless & embarrassing. I don’t expect a huge investigation into “what happened in 2020” but we’ll see.

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Maybe you meant using “military force”?

Ahh yes! All these deplorable people that have lived their lives completely free from restraint, simply consuming their way through an overweight, deplorable, dead-brained existence, who just voted in their King that follows the exact same principles they do, who ALL think the government is shit at LITERALLY everything are all of a sudden going to finally actually get in shape and fix a national health crisis because… checks notes The Government told them to exercise?

C’mon bro.

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Governor of ND for Sec. of Interior seems like a pretty standard appointment for a Republican President, not some clown show appointment. Just more opening up of federal lands for energy development.

Just think of the ad campaign though! Trump says it is time for everyone to start exercising and we pull back to see he is on a golf course carrying his own clubs! Then we cut to an ambulance driving over the green to get to a collapsed Trump who raises his hand and says “damn you simp!” before collapsing. It could really work!

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She’s not just some standard rural state governor though. She’s completely MAGA pilled and fucking insane.

This isn’t Noem, it’s Doug Burgum.

  1. Falling into a hole and being abducted by gnomes 6%
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Putting it this way makes one wonder if the '21 Dems thought that nominating Trump would be a massive own goal for Republicans, allowing Biden to cruise to reelection in '24. No way they’re clever enough to hatch a scheme like that, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the idea crossed their minds as the whole thing was going down.

What if we tell them that it really owns the libs if they walk 10000 steps per day?

Wrong Dakota

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You mean to tell me there’s 2 Dakota’s and between the two of them they have same number of votes in the Senate as NY and California? What a country.

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