The Trump End Game Poll

Let’s enter the end game of the Trump presidency via impeachment with a poll. What do you want to happen in your ideal version of this actually happening?

  • I prefer Pence removed first and Trump second with a brokered replacement for Trump even if it’s someone like Romney
  • I prefer to remove Trump, but everyone else can stay
  • I prefer Trump, Pence and everyone else to stay vs. a brokered choice like Mitt Romney
  • Nancy is right! We must get him out via the election and only the election!
  • Come on, you know I’m here to watch this shit burn
  • Other: Comment below

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Here’s a secondary poll about timing:

  • I want articles of impeachment sent right effing now or ASAP
  • I want articles of impeachment by Thanksgiving and not a moment sooner
  • I want the investigation to run its course no matter how long it takes
  • I want to clear this before the primary season
  • I want it to run all the way up to the election
  • This is dumb, I don’t want an investigation or articles of impeachment at all
  • Other: Comment below

0 voters

Fantasy Impeachment poll about who should be impeached based on the Ukraine scandal:

  • I want Trump, Pence, Pompeo, and Barr impeached and convicted
  • I want Trump and Pence impeached and convicted
  • I want Trump and Pompeo impeached and convicted
  • I want Pompeo impeached and convicted, because he is just the worst and it’s his fault
  • I want Trump, Pompeo, and Barr to be impeached and convicted. All hail President Pence!
  • I want Pompeo and Barr impeached and convicted
  • I want Barr impeached and convicted
  • I want Trump only impeached and convicted
  • I want Biden impeached and convicted
  • Breaking the law is your perq for getting into the government, everyone shall be above the law
  • Other: Comment below

0 voters

I voted “I’m here to watch this shit burn” assuming that “shit” = the entire Trump administration and “burn” = impeaching fucking everyone without regard for brokered deals or other bullshit.

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you’re smoking some crazy shit if you think pence is getting impeached

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In the interest of decorum, I can’t really say what I want to happen to these people.

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Hey, he asked for my “ideal version” and that was as close as I could get without a hookers and blow option.

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I’ll say that I want something straight out of Game of Thrones.

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I suggest that going forward if we want to express what we truly want to happen to these people, we do the first letter thing, so for example if not bruce says TSABSI, we know he means they should all be scolded intently.

These polls are silly in a bunch of ways. Like, in what world is it remotely possible that Pence is impeached/resigns first and Trump brokers his potential replacement with Pelosi and Mitch before walking the plank?

If there’s a brokered replacement the only possible order I can see is Trump gets impeached and convicted, Pence is sworn in and the Senate refuses to convict him before a VP is sworn in.

But the odds they’d ever convict Pence are absurdly low anyway… Never the less there is a 0% chance Trump plays along with this game unless they figure out a way to protect him from federal AND state crimes.

But, nunn gonna nunn.

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Gotta drag it out until election. Will keep Trump insane. God knows what he’ll say in late 2020 during the debates.

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I want Trump to suffer maximum embarrassment and the GOP to suffer maximum consequences. I am not smart enough to figure out that elite combo but I assume it’s something like Trump gets impeached, loses 2020 elections, taxes get released revealing him as a fraud, no one does shit when he declares Civil War, and he dies in prison while the GOP loses 80% of seats to House and Senate because these fucking idiots didn’t know to cut ties with the Dotard. They should all burn.

Pence getting in there means D wins next election.

I’m afraid Romney would win.

Of course, this is in pretend land where they haven’t taken the steps to ensure rigging it.

Pole too complicated. Also, needs bastard! option.

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This poll is so far from reality even I can’t take it.

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How dare you ignore the absolutely undeniable facts nunnehi has laid out for us?

This. I choose Bastard/Other for all choices. Lets be real, this is whats going to happen…

I think NotBruceZ would make a better poll.

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I’m only here for Bill Barr’s Bagpipe’s as a true scotsman would say.

I would like to see Trump going into exile. E.g. having a meeting in Moscow and then just staying there. I would find that highly amusing. :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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