The Sumo Thread

International sumo seems destined for failure, but I’m excited to watch it.

More breaking sumo news. Ura has switched sports.

https://twitter.com/simetan0221/status/1929869430886207928?s=46&t=SVCqsICYH3gAZg7x0_hPmg

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They’re all jumping ship now and following Hakuho out the door.

https://twitter.com/yakushiradaba/status/1929937724678779193?s=46&t=SVCqsICYH3gAZg7x0_hPmg

Even the yobidashi…

https://twitter.com/sumokyokai/status/1929861192027361537?s=46&t=SVCqsICYH3gAZg7x0_hPmg

why is endo wearing #130

English article about the Hakuho situation

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It’s official. Hakuho held a press conference yesterday announcing his retirement. He’s going to launch an international Sumo Grand Slam amateur competition. So get eating and practicing your foot stomps!

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Checking in on Tochi’s retirement

https://x.com/tochinoshin/status/1935347022015709279

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Starting to get the shakes and cravings. Nagoya basho can’t get here fast enough.

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Takakeisho has turned into a little child.

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No fucking way. How many kgs did my boy lose?

It was 40 as of last basho, but he’s clearly taken it to a new level.

on that ozempic

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These dudes could make a fortune selling diet pills in the US.

I honestly think he just stopped eating like a sumo wrestler and began eating like a normal human being for the first time in his life.

And I mean that literally. His dad was the Earl Woods of sumo and he’s been training/eating like a sumo wrestler since he was a toddler.

Maybe not drinking a gallon of beer a day helps with the weight loss.

LFG

https://www.instagram.com/p/DL9lmO7ypZQ/

Aonishiki “The Ukrainian Freight Train” might just be the next big think in sumo. Steamrolling the Hoshoryu like he was nothing to score the quickest kinboshi ever on record. Only 23 and two years into sumo. Japanese is lit too.

Who is this guy?

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Hoshoryu off to a nice 1-3 start. Kyujo incoming…

do they not have AC in this brand new IG Arena? everyone in the stands constantly fanning themselves