The Presidency of the Joes, part II: lol documents

Merrick Garland is the type of guy who puts his poops on a calendar weeks in advance

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Lol some right wingers I follow are all quoting A Brave New World like their wives aren’t popping the cork on the wine bottle and their not uncorking a new bourbon on the golf course every day

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/1578102040236281856

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US Weed Stonk etf up a casual 38%. Can’t wait to find out ol Nancy pants bought 500k in TLRY calls 3 weeks ago.

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It’s all obvious in hindsight. I lost enough in 2018 on that bullshit.

Sorry about my terrible photochopping.

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Federal land and plea bargains.

I wouldn’t be surprised if this becomes the talking point:

https://twitter.com/TheFirstonTV/status/1578102503564054529

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https://twitter.com/SenTomCotton/status/1578116642969714688?s=20&t=fsY2mavhScDqBTbCaxAR2g

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Hunter Biden for Senate of wherever he gets his drugs

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CRIME WAVE

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White people (sorry, I mean Real Americans) want more money and Biden is doing something that helps black people (sorry, I mean Dangerous Drug Criminals).

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Cmon bigots - mask off!

I know this is a probably a silly question… but is crime up?

Crime Wave:

Note: this chart incorporates 2021 crime data released just yesterday and won’t be found anywhere else. #UnstuckLeadsTheWay

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The 80s and 90s were savage. Good thing boots on the threat have kept crime on a continual downturn.

can you pinpoint when willie horton was let out of jail?

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Conservative fear mongers don’t have to use rates though. Because the population is always going up, there are still lots of Scary Stories to leverage to create fear.