The Presidency of the Joes, part II: lol documents

Maybe they can walk his corpse out to the WH helicopter.

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Too bad itā€™s not Sanders as President w Covid

True to life Weekend at Bernieā€™s

Also remember Woodrow Wilson was pretty fried after his stroke. Think weā€™ve already had a ā€œdeadā€ Pres. well him and the guy in ā€œDaveā€.

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1550179049598861314

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His approvalā€™s so low they might as well have him out there puffing a lung dart for a PR pivot

Guys itā€™s all going to be ok. Joe Biden said so!

Needs the iraq general background.

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https://twitter.com/repthomasmassie/status/1550175193871650821?s=21&t=W4GyxcT9sul2HURpf3A_8w

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This is the first good tweet massie has ever done

https://twitter.com/buffalocialism/status/1550129320546275328

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Lollllll bottom right

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I like how the right keeps bringing up JB sniffing people like trump didnā€™t straight up rape people.

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https://twitter.com/SecretaryPete/status/1550080632977588226

https://twitter.com/SecretaryPete/status/1550145714021437440

Lol didnā€™t realize Mayor Pete was tasked with doing the gas(light) pricing campaign on Twitter. They still donā€™t realize that shit doesnā€™t fucking matter and is just an asymmetrical found grievance.

https://twitter.com/potus/status/1550153237021564943?s=21&t=vwf_fx_nM_rmgkA5vAFKFQ

Working hard! Thank you

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Iā€™d be more reassured if he was like ā€œIā€™m taking this seriously and am therefore taking the day off to get some rest.ā€ 80 year olds do not need to keep a full work schedule while fighting covid in my humble opinion.

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Jesus Christ he looks 10 years older than Warren Buffet who is 91

There are 330 million people in the country HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE TWO PEOPLE OUR LAST CONSECUTIVE PRESIDENTS

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Just noticed that looks like a chess set on his desk. Is he practicing his Sicilian defense between calls?

Because at least 200 million of them are assholes and/or fuckwits?

ā€œIts gonna quench. ITS GONNA QUENNNNNCHHHHā€

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