The Presidency of the Joes, part II: lol documents

Thanks, derp de derp.

Wat? How?

Yes but his world includes 0.0001% of the real world.

The more I think about this student loan debacle the angrier I get. Boomer politicians have spent their entire adult lives bailing out the worst people out there while leaving the little guy out in the cold, turning our entire economy into a rent seeking dystopia. The absolute first problem that doesnā€™t directly affect them, they do nothing.

Congress is going to pass a $770 billion defense bill with basically no media coverage and without a whiff of a filibuster. This issue is crushing tens of millions of people and these assholes just shrug their shoulders. I hate them. Fuck you Joe Biden, Iā€™ve said it before but I really think Iā€™m done voting for these people.

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the problem youā€™re going to face is that the lesser of two evils is way way way less evil.

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At least 2 too many ways in that sentence.

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https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1468667342959882251

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I find it unlikely that the cost of WW2 to the US was only 4.5 trillion adjusted for inflation.

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Iā€™m assuming his numbers are from the Congressional Research Service.

Yeah, I figured out the problem. You canā€™t look at inflation alone because the economy was much smaller back then (population was smaller, etc). You have to look at it as a percentage of gdp (which your link also does). WW2 was 36 percent of GDP over 4 years. By comparison (based on my back of the envelope estimated math), his 6 trillion figure is like 7 percent of gdp over the same period. To spend the equivalent amount of money as we did in WW2 would require us to spend like 30ish trillion dollars.

https://twitter.com/DataProgress/status/1469050733819486224

NEW polling experiment: Voters are fucking idiots. Analysis from @eyebooger.

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Thatā€™s not new. Decades of polling data has already established that voters are morons.

Oh good.

Keep tweeting out the jobs report though. That should do the trick.

https://twitter.com/esglaude/status/1469031900811571205?s=21

But this is a jobs report.

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Unemployment is rising! For black democrats on county election boards.

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Get ā€˜em Joe!

https://twitter.com/potus/status/1469017757144399874?s=21

Now do rent, health care and education.

ā€œMillennials have never experienced inflationā€

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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1469034205015326728?t=UsgvFlSKNMs4L3D0cYibAQ&s=19

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