https://twitter.com/ashleyrparker/status/1381612101832167425?s=21
It is such a relief that Biden and Company are responding appropriately to this bullshit.
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true negotiations: āare you willing to sign on to this for the american people? no? iām going to the rose garden to make a speech about your patriotism.ā
courtesy briefings: āhereās what we are doing for the american people. is there anything republicans want to add to this package? no? ok, itās just a courtesy briefing.ā
Imagine going to college, working your way through local news outlets doing stories about the worlds largest ball of twine or whatever, getting hired at a national publication, then finally, the pinnacle, youāve become a WH correspondent. The top of the world.
Then you use your opportunity to askā¦this:
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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED CORNYN?! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
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perhaps āunimaginatively conventionalā is what the voters wanted
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Yeah we donāt want to think about politics anymore and Joe Biden is the perfect guy for that.
https://twitter.com/alexwardvox/status/1381730942369284099?s=21
Canāt be pressured to speak out against the blockade if you say there is no blockade
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This phrase should NEVER be written.
Just think about it for one second.
By doing this for any policy, Biden is basically saying that Trump had a good idea that him and Obama were too dumb to think of.
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You can thank Liz, Pete, and Obama for that 
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Would have been chefs kiss if sheād politely added āThank you for the questionā
In the Devil administration it would go like this
Psaki: I can confirm that President Devil says John Cornyn can go fuck himself.
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Thatās why you canāt be President - youāre too divisive. We need someone that the Republicans will work with like Joe Biden.
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Dir of Comm: Sir?
Pres Devil: Look at this, Kate. Iām being criticized on the internet!
Dir of Comm: Sir, UP is a politics forum. People writeā¦
Pres Devil: *looks down glasses* Hell, I know that! Please inform Mr. mosdef that, in accord with my campaign promises, I will work with Rs but I wonāt be worked by them. And until Sen. Cornyn demonstrates that he understands this, itās the official position of my entirely hypothetical administration that Sen. Cornyn can go fuck himself.
Dir of Com: Yes, sir.
Pres Devil: Thanks, Kate. Oh, and be discreet about it, but also let Mr. mosdef know that that ambassadorship to 22 is still open.
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Putting this here atm as JB might have to intervene
https://mobile.twitter.com/mercoglianos/status/1381990851488985091
This is probably retaliation for (likely) Israel sabotaging an Iranian nuclear lab a couple days ago.
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The symbolism on this is dumb and weird. We are withdrawing (weāll see if this even happens) on 9/11 from a country that had nothing to do with 9/11 but we still invaded
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1381992997328461826?s=21
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Afghanistan was the Al-Qaeda HQ.
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