The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

Hopefully it will reside safely behind his new paywall along with what I assume is the rest of his listenable content

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To quash subpoenas related to that lawsuit, I’m guessing directed towards twitter, and I’m guessing for information on who operates those accounts, but I’m not doing further research so I could be wrong.

Counterpoint. Rocky loses in Rocky 1

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Chris Morris is absolutely GOAT.

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https://www.instagram.com/tv/B5YX6iQgB9s/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Lol, imagine Trump losing the Rust belt because he defamed Rocky

He loses literally every fight by TKO with competent reffing

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Yet another way Rocky mirrors Trump’s current reality.

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You hate to see it.

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https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1199756230698377218

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/witness-testimony-and-records-raise-questions-about-account-of-trumps-no-quid-pro-quo-call/2019/11/27/425545c2-0d49-11ea-8397-a955cd542d00_story.html

The way witnesses describe a call between the two men in early September is not as favorable for Trump as Sondland’s version of a Sept. 9 call with the president. According to their testimony, Trump said he was not seeking a “quid pro quo,” but he also relayed a specific demand to the ambassador: that Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky personally and publicly announce the investigations Trump was seeking.

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No quid pro quo, he just has to do something for me in exchange for what he wants.

Michael Cohen testified that Trump does this frequently. Iirc, before sending Cohen to work on the Trump Tower Moscow deal in early mid-2016, Trump pulled him aside and said “Michael, remember, we do no business in Russia. We have no deals in Russia.”

He likes to announce the crime he’s committing to his co-conspirators, except he adds the word “no” in front of it. It’s like a magical incantation he uses to ward off consequences. To be fair, it has a 100% success rate so far.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/762788553625628672

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https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1199803892961296384

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Fucking jeans on a beach volleyball court?

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That is the leader of the super insecure, overcompensating, lifted trucks and tiny dick man tribe.

If we somehow make it out of this in decent shape I will always look back on this time and just laugh at anyone who supported Republicans as being absolutely pathetic for literally worshiping that guy as some kind of super masculine manly man.

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Goddamn leaopards. Who would have thought theyd eat our face?

This seems kind of interesting. I expected Trump to lick china’s boots in terms of Hong Kong, hoping it would help with the trade war and simply because he loves dictators. GOP really left him no choice with the almost unanimous passing.

It does fit the narrative that he’s " standing up to China. " But still I didn’t really expect anything to overcome his deep passion of kneeling for authoritarians.

Actual photo from after the game:
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