The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

There’s a legit chance he thinks like a lot of Americans that “getting impeached” means he’s instantly removed from office and that Nancy Pelosi and the dems can just vote to remove him and that’s why he’s so shook.

https://twitter.com/matthew_cobb/status/1199366351787364357

i just love to see that kids are “getting it”. it’s really heartening

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Dubya’s GOP does not exist anymore.

The real question is how many Trumpkin voters are there? I’m talking about the number of people that never voted until Trump ran in 2016 and won’t vote if he’s not on the ballot in the future. It has to be a fairly large number considering how many GOP slappies refuse to stand up to Trump. They can’t afford to lose those votes. Which means when Trump is out of office, they will lose those votes.

Like I’m sure some version of the GOP in the future will always be there but the GOP as we know it pre-Obama is gone. Honestly, I don’t even really consider the GOP to be the GOP. It’s more like the Tea Party now than the 2000’s GOP.

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Who thought this would ever end well? They should have sent her to Covington High.

YES YES YES this is how to treat every last one of them.

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News outlets are for-profit corporations. They don’t have a legal obligation to report ethically, but they have a legal obligation to maximize profits. If we want journalism fixed, that’s a good place to start, imo.

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This fucking guy

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1199409987019296768

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I’m now imagining right before the vote goes down he resigns so he can’t be fired.

Donald Trump cites, as proof that he just gets things done where others can’t, the commemoration of the centennial of something that happened…checks notes…one hundred years ago.

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1199181946166874112

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How many words in “Woman’s Suffrage Centennial Coin Act” do you think Trump understands??

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Like I said, the dude has dementia.

I temper the waaf doom and gloom by explaining that it’s not really that big a deal because of the basic meaninglessness of life in general.

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First round of witnesses, at least, will be academics and constitutional scholars.

Just what they need to keep the general public riveted.

https://twitter.com/HeathMayo/status/1199410226560208899?s=19

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1199421463897542659?s=19

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Back after a 3 day mini hiatus, did we get him?

[ ] We got him
[X] Rudy might be going to jail, tho.

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Narrator: [ ] Rudy went to jail

Am I still doing it right or have we surpassed such discourse in my absence?

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Of course they’ll survive. Trump rewrote the playbook on how Republicans run for POTUS. With grifting and scamming being completely normalized, they’ll be tons of people chomping at the bit (politicians and otherwise) to play the same notes that Trump did to win in 2016. It’s just that they’ll be smarter about it by not posting two dozen tweets a day about conspiracy theories and incriminating themselves for everyone to see.

After four years there‘s a chance we might get to see his tax returns in 2020. Whoop-de-fucking-doo! Let‘s pop the champagne.