The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

The problem with stuff like this, while hilarious, is that you really have no idea how hard it was to find these morons. How many people did they have to talk to before they got these. 10?100? more?

I’m confident that the number wasn’t all that high. I’m also confident that you could find some equally uninformed people on the other end of the spectrum. Interestingly, when Fox News tries to do this, their efforts always turn out really poorly (at least the ones I have seen). I suppose this suggests that the reverse is harder to do, Fox sucks at the execution, or some combination of both.

Clearly he hit his word per year quota another post would have required a full database upgrade.

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Yeah, that just never gets old…

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What in the actual fuck is this post? Is this real?

It’s a 2000 word dissertation about how everyone else is the drama queen.

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It’s not real.

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Trump is so old, he still watches television commercials.

Wtf is he retweeting Bolton? Oh maybe he wants some Boltonpac monies.