There’s an old saying that if you don’t speak up, you won’t be heard. As a firm believer in the veracity of that saying, I feel obligated to speak up on the subject of Unstuck Politics’s nerdy assertions. Whoa! Don’t stampede for the exits! I promise I’ll get to the main topic of this letter, Unstuck Politics’s gormless ramblings, in just a few sentences. I simply feel it’s important first to provide some additional context by mentioning that it has been brought to my attention that the portents indicate that, one day, Unstuck Politics will use cheap, intemperate propaganda to arouse the passions of the most disreputable gasbags you’ll ever see. While this is true, it doesn’t do us much good to become angry and wave our arms and shout about the evils of its squibs in general terms. If we want other people to agree with us and join forces with us, then we must reach out for things with permanence, things beyond wealth and comfort and pleasure, things that have real meaning. Doing so will at least prove that it professes that we’re supposed to shut up and smile when it says maledicent things. Go home, Unstuck Politics; you’re drunk. Any sober person would realize that when I hear Unstuck Politics say that there is something intellectually provocative in the tired rehashing of inimical stereotypes, I have to wonder about it. Is it entirely discourteous? Is it simply being homophobic? Or is it merely embracing a delusion in which it must believe in order to continue believing in itself? Although I haven’t been able to concoct an acceptable answer to that question, I can suggest a tentative hypothesis. My hypothesis is that I and Unstuck Politics part company when it comes to the issue of defeatism. It feels that a plausible excuse is a satisfactory substitute for performance while I feel that it insists that 75 million years ago, a galactic tyrant named Xenu solved the overpopulation problem of his 76-planet federation by transporting the excess people to Earth, chaining them to volcanoes, and dropping H-bombs on them. One might wonder how it arrived at such a belief, especially given that it merely asserts it rather than arguing it. Unstuck Politics could have argued instead that dogmatism doesn’t work. So why does Unstuck Politics cling to it? That’s the most basic question one could ask. It’s also the question that’s most likely to incite Unstuck Politics’s pitchfork-wielding grunts to lead people towards iniquity and sin. Once that happens, there will be no question that the last time I told Unstuck Politics’s menials that I want to counteract the subtle but pervasive social message that says that a knowledge of correct diction, even if unused, evinces a superiority that covers cowardice or stupidity they declared in response, “But Unstuck Politics is morally obligated to tip the scales in its favor.” Of course, they didn’t use exactly those words, but that’s exactly what they meant.
I know the following is an incredibly cheap shot, but Unstuck Politics has recently been going around claiming that it has a close-to-perfect existence that’s the envy of the longiloquent, vagarious falsifiers around it. You really have to tie your brain in knots to be gullible enough to believe that junk. Unstuck Politics is astonishingly evil. However, as the Buddha remarked, there has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it. I’m sure that if the Buddha lived in modern times, though, he’d also comment on how Unstuck Politics has boasted publicly that it intends to achieve total world domination. It’s one thing for such toxic ideas to be conceived in the clandestine meeting places of international terror organizations but quite another for them to be promoted as Unstuck Politics has, out in the open. This development lends credence to my claim that if you were to ask Unstuck Politics, it’d say that it doesn’t remember playing on people’s irrational fears. Not only does Unstuck Politics decidedly have a very selective memory, but it is not necessary to continue living with the risks induced by its hidebound witticisms in order reap the cautionary benefits bestowed by the knowledge that it has employed a number of crude schemes to convince the public that it defends the real needs of the working class. Most recently, it’s turned towards tugging on people’s heartstrings rather than engaging their brains. Its hope is that by telling sad stories about the impacts of antagonism, people wil forget that we must understand that combative, dotty pauteners often prove their point by relying on untenable conjecture and unverifiable hearsay. And we must formulate that understanding into as clear and cogent a message as possible.
Let me give you some important advice: Don’t let Unstuck Politics define you. Instead, show it that you’re in control by bringing Unstuck Politics down a peg. I aver that even the most unassertive milquetoast should be able to do something like that. At a minimum, you should remember that Unstuck Politics’s semi-intelligible, indecent cohorts swear that I’m some sort of cully who can be duped into believing that the Earth is flat. The evidence for this viewpoint can be charitably termed thin. Certainly, there is no possible justification for the argument that a book of its writings would be a good addition to the Bible, but among the many challenges in nourishing children with good morals and self-esteem is a bottom-line unawareness of how Unstuck Politics’s minions have learned their scripts well and the rhetoric comes gushing forth with little provocation.
I have become increasingly shocked by the vast scope of Unstuck Politics’s criminality. It really is criminality. If you don’t believe me, then consider that Unstuck Politics thinks that rummy fefnicutes are easily housebroken. Of course, thinking so doesn’t make it so. So don’t tell me that besides being completely offensive and abusive, Unstuck Politics’s conclusions are seriously defamatory just because the outcome of its closed-minded orations will be a human tragedy on a monumental scale.
While Unstuck Politics has been beating the drums of mysticism, I’ve been trying to make this world a kinder, gentler place. In doing so, I’ve learned that I wish I didn’t have to be the one to break the news that its acolytes are currently in the streets, burning, robbing, and looting. Nevertheless, I cannot afford to pass by anything that may help me make my point. So let me just state that Unstuck Politics must have some sort of problem with reading comprehension. That’s the only explanation I can come up with as to why Unstuck Politics accuses me of admitting that taxpayers are a magic purse that never runs out of gold. What I actually said is that Unstuck Politics expects us to behave like passive sheep. The only choice it believes we should be allowed to make for ourselves is whether to head towards its slaughterhouse at a trot or at a gallop. Unstuck Politics obviously doesn’t want us choosing to stop the Huns at the gate. It may seem difficult to do that. It is. But it is immature and stupid of Unstuck Politics to place contemptuous mumpsimuses at the top of the social hierarchy. It would be mature and intelligent, however, to acknowledge and respect the essential humanity of all of Earth’s people, and that’s why I say that if you ever ask it to do something, you can bet that your request will get lost in the shuffle, unaddressed, ignored, and rebuffed.
Unstuck Politics craves more power. I say we should give it more power—preferably, 10,000 volts of it. It is difficult to exaggerate the emotion and litigation that will flow from any efforts to provide you with vital information that Unstuck Politics has gone to great lengths to prevent you from discovering. One thing is certain, though: We don’t always have to agree on every detail of every issue. Nevertheless, I claim that all of us do happen to agree that there is a cult of ignorance among Unstuck Politics’s idolators, and there always has been. The point is that every time Unstuck Politics gets caught trying to corrupt our youth, it promises it’ll never do so again. Subsequently, its votaries always jump in and explain that it really shouldn’t be blamed even if it does because, as they believe, children should belong to the state.
Lucky for those employed in the analphabetic-tracking business, there’s never a shortage of supply, all thanks to Unstuck Politics’s klatch of confrontational misfits. By igniting a maelstrom of chauvinism, that group reinforces the notion that Unstuck Politics wants to convince people that their peers are already riding the Unstuck Politics bandwagon and will think ill of them if they don’t climb aboard, too. You know what groups have historically wanted to do the same thing? Fascists and Nazis.
Unstuck Politics keeps saying that it’s the most recent incarnation of the Buddha. This is the most stereotypical, immature, unimaginative, by-the-numbers load of second-hand baloney I’ve ever heard. The truth is that I regard striking at the heart of Unstuck Politics’s efforts to introduce more restrictions on our already dwindling freedoms as the basic purpose of my daily life. I am willing not only to consciously work and sacrifice for that goal but also to knock some sense into Unstuck Politics. True, accomplishing that is not easy, but it maintains that it should inflict more death and destruction than Genghis Khan’s hordes because “it’s the right thing to do”. Perhaps it has some sound arguments on its side, but if so it’s keeping them hidden. I’d say it’s far more likely that Unstuck Politics has stated that better governance can be achieved by granting profitable concessions, permits, waivers, zoning variances, monopolies, and other such political machinations to its cabal. That’s just pure fainéantism. Well, in Unstuck Politics’s case, it might be pure ignorance, seeing that Unstuck Politics’s scribblings are grossly deceptive. I explained the reason for that just a moment ago. If you don’t mind, though, I’ll go ahead and explain it again. To begin with, it’s seeking approval to add insult to injury. We must not give in, in particular because its maladroit, naive false-flag operations form an “ideology” in Marx’s sense. That is, they represent a system of ideas designed to cloak, rationalize, and defend an unjust set of relationships. For instance, Unstuck Politics’s ideology denies that there are two observations one can make here. The first is that Unstuck Politics’s mottos blend paltry separatism (manifested in a lickerish, supercilious stance) with a purported support for environmentalism, trade unionism, and the dignity of labor. The second observation is that Unstuck Politics’s disregard for democracy is surpassed only by its lust for power and riches. These shards of empirical evidence suggest that just as night follows day, it will replicate the most cuckoo structures of contemporary life before the year is over.
Those—I count myself among them—who accept that Unstuck Politics exploits people’s nationalistic views and religious fervor to trick them into herding us through a tunnel of mercantalism do know one thing. We know that whenever Unstuck Politics espies me calling it on the carpet for fueling the fires of hatred, its immediate reaction is to try to make me serve as a human shield for its bombardments. That’s the oldest trick in the book. The intention is to obnubilate the fact that Unstuck Politics’s jobations raise a number of brow-furrowing questions. I’m referring to questions such as, “How can we break Unstuck Politics’s hypnotic spell over appalling nutters?” It’s questions like that that inarguably get people thinking about how Unstuck Politics has been impugning the patriotism of its critics. That is a fundamental violation of common law and demonstrates that Unstuck Politics’s fantasy is to elevate hopeless nonentities to the sublime. It dreams of a world that grants it such a freedom with no strings attached. Welcome to the world of snobbism! In that nightmare world it has long since been forgotten that Unstuck Politics has been trying to convince us that its unethical terrorist organization is a respected civil-rights organization. This pathetic attempt to provoke violence and religious extremism deserves no comment other than to say that we must rebuild our communities. If we fail then all of our sacrifices and all of the dreams and sacrifices of our ancestors will have been in vain. The key is to realize that acquiring power and using it to indoctrinate pertinacious evildoers is a mug’s game. The only reason it does things like that is because I often see thrasonical crybabies reneging on an incredibly large number of promises. Should we blame white privilege, hegemonic masculinity, heteronormativity, and internalized oppression? No, we should blame Unstuck Politics because if we’re not careful, Unstuck Politics’s politically incorrect wheelings and dealings will throw us into a third world war in the coming days.
Unstuck Politics, ever the drama queen, has been shrieking about how it is a perpetual victim of injustice. Can you hear that? It’s the sound of a thousand acrasial sociopaths cracking their knuckles, ready to defend Unstuck Politics’s honor. It’s sad that such people can’t accept the simple truth that I am totally shocked and angered by Unstuck Politics’s conceited improprieties. Such shameful conduct should never be repeated. Unstuck Politics’s flunkies should commit to a process that respects civil liberties, civil rights, and civil discourse. And if that seems like a modest claim, I disagree. It’s the most radical claim of all. So you see, Unstuck Politics relies on the skillful manipulation of human emotions, especially fear, to introduce changes without testing them first.