The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

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Sanctions working.

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Ok spill the beans: which one of you is straw posting for Nun this time?

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Ted Kennedy’s similar experiment was much less successful.

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It was more successful doypov

LBJ showed his penis to journalists questioning the Vietnam War and complained that Haggar pants didn’t have enough room in the crotch for his balls.

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That’s the sort of leadership that America has been missing the past few decades

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Guy must have had a hammer between his legs. No way he’s whipping out an undersized cock.

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Alpha move

Thanks Iran. Like we need trump now having that idea in his mush brain.

Ladybird agrees.

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Not sure if ponied, but I thought this was pretty funny (if not sad):

https://www.baltimoresun.com/sns-201911191133--tms--lpittsctnwl-a20191120-20191120-column.html

Oh yeah. He nicknamed his dick “Jumbo” and when he’d piss off the side of his boat he’d inquire if anyone wanted to know the temperature of the water.

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Better Presidential penis nickname: Jerry (Warren G. Harding) or Jumbo (LBJ)?

Nicknaming your dick is already pretty weird, so if you’re going to do that, you might as well go the whole hog, pun intended, and go with Jumbo.

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Apparently that Milton Berle guy had some penis

The whitehouse and republican senators are discussing if they should limit an impeachment trial to two weeks.

I find this annoying if for no other fact than the senate literally does nothing. They are not creating legislation or doing anything else. Trump is doing even less. They have all the time in the world.

Ah the old “plan out the strategy of your trial with members of the jury” gambit, let’s see how it goes.

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