The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

Lyndon Johnson says hi

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1197534762669346820
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Didn’t Starr say the opposite of that last night or something?

Methinks somebody up top told him to stick to the FOX News script or take a hike.

Made me think of another historical figure who lead a country and was completely dependent on his “doctor” to function on a daily basis.

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The tweet reporting that missed that it was Starr doing an Adam Schiff impression, or that’s what followup tweets said at least.

Not even being a little hyperbolic, Pompeo and Giuliani deserve life sentences. Probably Barr, too, once everything comes out. I am at a complete loss for words at what pieces of shit those guys are.

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And he’s not making his hearing better by spending so much time under cover of a helicopter without ear protection.

There’s a weird contingent of people–it includes narcissists, but a lot of us are just that insecure–so dedicated to the appearance of perfection that they won’t even take safety precautions. Glasses don’t matter for reading because what if someone thinks you NEED glasses? So look at the sun with your bare eyes, turn up the volume if you’re struggling to hear something, and fire up the chopper full blast so everyone else has as much trouble hearing you as you do hearing them.

He needs everyone around him to be as emotionally, mentally, and physically crippled as him so they won’t notice how obviously incapacitated he is.

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https://twitter.com/NTarnopolsky/status/1197550380332257280
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1197553083858984961

End of the Martingale=busto.

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You mean he doesn’t have ABSOLUTE IMMUNITY?

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Absolute immunity is an affront to the rule of law and is not provided for in the constitution, whose authors understood its dangers, but it’s been read into it by conservative jurists.

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Can he run Israel from prison? Because it sure as hell seems like Bibi or bust in Israel, they’ve already run it twice and about to go for a third and he’s still in power like a bad penny

Israel seems to have the same issue as U.K.: a wholly-outnumbered-yet-united right wing backing a deplorable scumbag, who can never be dislodged because those who oppose the minority/majority refuse to work together long enough to rid the country of the deplorable(s)

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Trump barely knows this Bibi guy.

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Putin? Never met him. Who is that? The leader of France?

Putin sounds Canadian.

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Probably from Manitoba. He still believes the sky should be green.

https://mobile.twitter.com/JessBravin/status/1197555778879655937

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Lol. Shocked Trump appeals so strongly to irrational narcissists.

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At least she’s not a vegan