The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

His lawyer Cippolone should be so disbarred he can’t even buy alcohol when this is all over. What a disgrace to the legal profession.

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Once again, seriously, people need to gtfo with the “Mitt Romney can now be considered a good guy” garbage take.
Anyone with such a fucked up Overton window needs to wake the fuck up a bit!

[edited to be a touch more polite]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/state-department-probe-of-clinton-emails-finds-no-deliberate-mishandling-of-classified-information/2019/10/18/83339446-f1dc-11e9-8693-f487e46784aa_story.html#click=https://t.co/twLJz0JHJq

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Trump will live to 1 million then

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Again will repeat a take from ~a week ago I made - if Trump is going after Romney this hard, conviction in the senate is not a pipe dream. All it takes is some Romneyesque people voting yes and a few about to retire/sick of the drama types and he’s done. Yes I know, scorching take.

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https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1185185633351938053?s=19

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Oh man, that’s funny.

It’s hilarious that this is the stereotype of the left. Like, that’s the worst they can come up with.

“Guess what, you lefty, soy-drinking latte pieces of shit: You’re not taking this country,” she said. “It ain’t going to happen.”

This is what happens after 40 years of conservatives insisting there’s systematic bias against them, and the media bending over backwards to accept their bullshit framing and trying to be fair to them.

Imaging being so immersed in a culture of victimhood that your first impulse when literally anything goes wrong in your life is to blame “liberal bias”.

“I just got fired. It had nothing to do with me always being late and watching porn all day, it was that my boss is biased against my conservative beliefs!”

“I got a D on my paper. My socialist professor just can’t stand that I’m smarter than her.”

“My conservative non-profit just got audited. Unfair liberal bias!”

“My order at Starbucks was wrong and also tastes funny. They must hate my MAGA hat!.”

Ok, that last one’s probably true.

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Yea and reading that article it sounds like whomever organized it didn’t have money in their bank account. I wonder if hundreds of these numb nuts sent this organizer money thinking it would pay for the bus.

Couldn’t possibly be these idiots got scammed. No sir. No ma’am. They are all God fearing Americans doing their best to support Donald Trump. It must be a liberal conspiracy to prevent them from going.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1185367080780156930
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I found Trump’s undertitle.

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I’m sure we can expect to see a “A CLOUD IS LIFTED ON HILLARY CLINTON” headline in tomorrow’s NYT.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1185374394350215169
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Go to bed, tumor

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1185375708559876098
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Close enough to tallest to shortest as well to say they got that wrong, too

Someone let this dum dum know that Johnson was impeached twice. Yes they failed both times, but if not for the bribes…

A bit of a surprise that Trump has not yet realized this is his chance to get into Guinness as the most impeached president of all time.

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