The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

That Apple News is running everything and that bad headlines are going to get clicked on or ignored by the everyone people who all read Apple News on their phones.

I said I admired the click bait game, because of how the article was structured on Politico’s site (with the lede right below it prior to the article so that hate clicks would be pwned). I didn’t comment about the headline, because it’s obviously a dumb headline but very easy to see through if you actually watched even a second of the impeachment hearing. I knew it was intended as a joke before I even clicked the article.

Because as blatantly bad at it as they are, they understand that 40-50% of the country is going to blatantly eat it up… And they know exactly how to package it for them.

Counterpoint: People said the same thing after the Iraq War. We had a thread called “The Tragic Death of the Republican Party”. I saw a tweet the other day where a lecturer said that his college students have near universally never heard of Abu Ghraib. I’m 39. How many of my American contemporaries do you think could explain what Iran-Contra was or who was to blame? We’ll definitely learn from history THIS time, tho.

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JT’s point is that the vast majority of people are not clicking on the links, let alone watching the impeachment hearings. Most people get their news from headlines and occasionally stumble into 10 minutes of the evening news while waiting for the weather forecast or 5 minutes of CNN or Fox when the game or Dancing With the Spicers are in a commercial.

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I’m not talking about Yahoo because I use it. I do use msn. I’m talking about Yahoo because it’s a mainstream way a lot of older people get news (the demo that needs to be swayed). CNN also falls into that bracket sad to say. I don’t ever watch CNN. CNN is actually a living breathing part of the Ukraine scandal, which is awesome (they were going to help Trump commit an impeachable offense without question showing how ‘great’ they are). They were totally looking forward to taping the hostage video. Can’t believe I forgot about AOLOL.

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Maybe when they write that stuff it’s intended as a dogwhistle. ‘Here’s that right wing propaganda place you should be watching that’s running one channel in nearly 50 percent of the country’s local news plus one channel in almost all the rural places’.

I’m not disagreeing with that. I’m disagreeing with the premise that most people are getting their headlines from Apple News. I’m sure there’s a news app on my Android phone, but I have never once used it.

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1195103559462850561?s=19

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I don’t follow Polk any more so I went back to see if i was being too harsh on him, lol no…

https://twitter.com/DougPolkPoker/status/822509185065594884

https://twitter.com/DougPolkPoker/status/920442102563028993

https://twitter.com/DougPolkPoker/status/960969499552858112

https://twitter.com/DougPolkPoker/status/1133943739942969346

https://twitter.com/DougPolkPoker/status/1060033618267975681

https://twitter.com/DougPolkPoker/status/1026710029083140096

https://twitter.com/DougPolkPoker/status/1046526567067791362

https://twitter.com/DougPolkPoker/status/1089980594073722880

https://twitter.com/DougPolkPoker/status/1161649628699193344

Literally no one said this. JT posted a screenshot of his Apple News feed to rip on a Politico headline and it devolved into…whatever this is,

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Yeesh.

1st court wrong, 2nd court wrong, supreme court will you please listen

As I worry the sweat on my brow will glisten

Sekuli, Sekuhi, Sekulow, dontchooknow

And a partridge in a pear tree.

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He got mad at me for respecting the Politico click bait game.

I’m gonna take a guess this guy’s not actually liberal and may think he’s a libertarian, but isn’t really sure.

WTF? every single tweet with the word “warren” in it

https://twitter.com/DougPolkPoker/status/960968676575821825
https://twitter.com/DougPolkPoker/status/960969499552858112
https://twitter.com/DougPolkPoker/status/1160397573007429632
https://twitter.com/DougPolkPoker/status/1172710026831466499
https://twitter.com/DougPolkPoker/status/1174044986234552320
https://twitter.com/DougPolkPoker/status/1174330444126359552
https://twitter.com/DougPolkPoker/status/1174333885141807106
https://twitter.com/DougPolkPoker/status/1174334173458288641
https://twitter.com/DougPolkPoker/status/1185442820594651142

The phrase “socially liberal and fiscally conservative” can’t be far away.

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There we go.

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Meanwhile, let’s check in on the wall.

https://twitter.com/WillieGeist/status/1195103277765017600?s=19

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I’ll let you spew, but again, in no way are we in agreement about what’s going on.

I haven’t looked at AOLOL since the days they charged $20 an hour for restricted web access. I was surprised to see them with such a strong headline, though I will confess that wasn’t the first headline in the carousel.