The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

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What did I just read?

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I died 3 years ago, right? This is the upside down or a some shitty episode of Lost, it has to be.

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Looks like lots of stuff that should matter a great deal is happening. Maybe some of it might matter.

LOL

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Ah yes, the exoneratino, the hypothesized supersymmetric counterpart of the corrupton, fundamental particle of the political force. Spin 1/2, estimated mass ~350 GeV.

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Though this reporter does better than most other American journalists, she still misses several easy, obvious follow-up questions/points: 1) the aid was released only after the quid pro quo was exposed and 2) there is no question about what Biden did.

PredictIt could have fleeced all of us betting we would find a graviton long before an exoneratino

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Please. Please please please. First Rudy’s #, now Trump’s?

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This is just some Jared Ivanka PR bullshit so they have a ‘we tried’ line when there in polite society.

Fuck 'em.

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The odds of Trump being removed by the Senate before the election have to be at least 100 to 1. Also, none of this affects his approval rating.

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Hmm, on second thought, this changes everything!

Great job, Mueller.

I guess Mueller sucks worse, but I’m more mad at every single liberal who thought he was gonna save us.

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Publisher for the book by Anonymous releases update that the book is taking so long to drop because the publisher had to transcribe a handwritten manuscript. Still no idea who the author is, though they did drop an offhand clue on a still-hot mic about how weird it was “for the whole thing to be written in Sharpie.”

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