The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

Ohh bill gates might have to do some math and he’s worried after $100 billion he would only have $6.8 billion, how will he survive??? I think he’s just feeling down lately because he can’t hang with his buddy Epstein anymore

Yea if Maher cut that bullshit part out he’d be great. Like, he’ll bring up a good point about how religious opinion shouldn’t be made into law and then talk to an antivaxxer LOL. Like c’mon Bill. You should know better than this.

We don’t have freedom of the press!

Wat

He means he doesn’t have the freedom to physically force the press to do what he wants. Easy mistake to make.

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By the way in Trump’s Reich Rally in LA for the republican governor candidate he just talked about how great he was and national issues. I don’t even know if he mentioned auto insurance very much.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ddale8/status/1192258578809266176

DD thread of rally

Also lol at trump saying “foistered”

Really can’t recommend DD’s tweet thread of the rally highly enough. It is amazing. Here is another sample:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ddale8/status/1192264452764262401

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And by “do some math,” he means pay an army of accountants to do some math for him.

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We did Dum Dum. That’s why you getting impeached. Try to keep up.

Where would you all set the over/under for the grade level at which Trump can read? Can’t be over elementary school, right?

Maybe we have been misunderstanding him this whole time. Rather than giving a command for everyone to read the transcript, perhaps he’s pleading with people to read it to him, because he doesn’t know, but desperately wants to know what’s in it.

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I’d say 3-4th grade. And only because he uses words like impeachment. Otherwise, it’s pre K.

Bill Maher hasn’t done anything good since DC Cab.

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I used to watch Mahr in the 90’s just because he was on before MST3k on Comedy Central and he was lame back then. I can’t believe he’s still doing the same tired shit 20 years later. I think it’s because there’s always a new generation of South Park Libertarian bros who discover the magical joy of being a contrarian white dude.

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That’s been established already, he has the vocabulary of a fourth-grader.

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How many of them intentionally dumbed down their vocabulary to not appear elitist?

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Every single one but Trump.

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It’s fairly obvious Guiliani or someone told him he couldn’t say he was withholding the aid until the investigations were announced. So when he accomplished that (given his documented difficulty in saying stuff he shouldn’t on calls) he considered the call “perfect”.

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