The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

https://twitter.com/drvox/status/1191563135947284480?s=19

AHHHHHHHH LOLOLOL

Is this real?

this is a tough one, in the spirit of not thinking too much about it, the Bernie connection makes me think no, also poor choice of pictures even if real, normally on fox they pick the least flattering picture and then yellow the teeth on it

Have confirmed that it is spectacularly real and a recurring theme. It’s a level of stupid I can’t possibly fathom.

https://twitter.com/RandyRenstrom/status/1191548118116052992

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I knew about the Mueller crime family one, thought this may have been a parody of it. Noted. Priors about Fox turning an addle-brained Kevin Bacon game into a criminal conspiracy updated.

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trump writing an action movie because he’s the best writer:

ok so the villain gets caught, his bodyguard is defeated and he’s cornered. he starts crying, begging for his life, tears and snot running down his face, it’s disgusting, he’s totally humiliated, and then he detonates his suicide vest that he was wearing and blows himself up out of range of any of the good guys. the end.

producer: sir, that’s the best ending i’ve ever read and i’ve read like 10 million of these.

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https://twitter.com/WalshFreedom/status/1191400977024405504?s=19

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https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1191450743053541376?s=19

I’m very ambivalent about a tweet like this. On the one hand, this is precisely the message I’d like at lost some reachable Republicans to realize, on the other, it’s coming from a complete and total hack, which just shows how hollow words are when this guy is trying to do a 180 from being one of the derpiest of the derpers.

Which Democrat?

Tulsi obv

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Damn he really does have small hands.

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https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1191480972526661634?s=19

I didn’t realize he dumped John Dowd. This might actualize something, though still reticent to express any optimism.

I can never remember Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. Is he the one who gave Giuliani the $500k or is it Fruman?

https://twitter.com/mikercarpenter/status/1191361670729412608?s=19

He looks like he got the wrong oligarch, apparently they were there with Abromovich on his yacht along with Wendi Deng, who has been romantically linked to Putin.

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Parnas is the one Guilliani took to the Bush Sr. funeral. I think the 500k came from the business they both own if I’m not mistaken, though I’m not a :100:.

The entire cult will do what they’re told, even if it involves watching geriatrics dance to show tunes.

I just looked it up, and I was right that it is Parnas, who seems to be the guy pulling the purse strings. This is very very bad for a lot of people. I hope he stays safe, but at least he is out on ankle bracelet bail.