The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

Mick Mulvaney just admitted a felony at a press conference, what a time to be alive.

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Also, he’s got a nazi rally in dallas tonight, gonna be pure insanity.

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Insanity.

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wait, tell me more about this air conditioning of the outdoors…

You just know trump is gonna talk about that at some point in one of his weird rally rants

I should go back and try to dig up the post. I had a theory at one point early on that Trump would ramp up a conflict, freak everyone out, then cut a deal to benefit Russia. I think the theory involved ramping up the proxy war with Russia and cutting a deal to end sanctions, but it was still a pretty similar series of events to what just happened in Syria. This would probably be back on 2p2, though, so it would be hard to find.

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Really, though, that deal is breaking my mind. Here’s the current control map from liveuamap - it won’t be 100% accurate, but definitely ballpark. Then it also has my terrible, rough drawing of the territory Pence has ‘conceded’ on top. It’s insanity.

Can the other 5 members of G7 just be like “this is corrupt and stupid, and we don’t want to hang with trump anyways because he’s a moron. We’re gonna meet elsewhere, let boris and trump play golf by themselves”

Because God I would love to see it.

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I just don’t know at this point. I should say, for the purposes of calming down, that there were rumours that the understanding between Russia and Turkey was to give Turkey its safe zone. But today it seemed as if there was decent confirmation of Syrian troops in and around Kobane (well inside the zone) and quite possibly fighting as well.

Whatever the deals, though, I really can’t see the SDF retreating, even if everyone else does and tells them they have to. Which is why I think, whatever the stuff we don’t know, this is disgusting and will probably lead to more death than if it had never happened.

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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1184879214320914433

“Sir, what you just described is a quid pro quo”

“We do that all the time”

They’re all just so fucking stupid.

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They are stupid, but they’ve been conditioned to feel no consequences.

Trump will go down in history as the founder of the newly resurgent ISIS.

So when he said during the campaign that Obama was the founder of ISIS, it was a rare case of preemptive projection.

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https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/1184893650163191808?s=19

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https://twitter.com/brhodes/status/1184917585604706304?s=19

https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1184922058561449984

And if it comes to it, I still might not vote to impeach.

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“A bloodstain in the annals of American history”

So…what you’re saying is today is the day Trump truly became president?

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https://twitter.com/alex_mallin/status/1184906033183023106

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GOATEDAD

https://twitter.com/soledadobrien/status/1184899004859060224?s=21

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Assuming that statement did not continue with, “The time has come to take steps to remove Mr Trump from office”, Mitt can get fucked with a cactus.

And if he does ever say that, he can still get fucked with a cactus, just one of the less thorny ones.

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Ha, I know nothing!
https://twitter.com/RojavaIC/status/1184922651208355842
(Seems like they’re saying the deal does not include the full 30km or an SDF / Kurdish retreat)