The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

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I legit expected him to finish that sentence “the place I have come to love…but must regretfully depart”

“…to Mar-A-Lago”

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He’s gonna pardon himself before leaving office.

NY just passed the law that you can still be tried for state crimes even if pardoned. Reddish-Purple Florida will not pass such a law.

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What is the UK equivalent of Florida Man? Best I can tell from your comedy programmes is it’s just ‘he’s Northern’

Uh, Chucky, the law worked perfectly. Call them out for lying about the design.

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Brummies ime.

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One of the things I’ve chuckled at through this process is the Republicans crying foul about “selective leaks” from the depositions rather than the release of the transcripts.

As if they wouldn’t be running out of that room to the media to leak certain things, if there was anything that was good for Trump. But there isn’t, apparently, so they just cry foul about leaks from the other side.

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The Welsh :joy::joy::joy:

Except Tom Jones Ofcourse :rofl:

This could be fun… As I tend to think every area of Britain has a least 1 other area they dislike and it isn’t always reciprocal. :blush:

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Snap call. Show the taxes or shut up.

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Lol the whiny bitch is leaving New York because there are too many meanies. What a mans man.

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https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/468431-former-coal-exec-don-blankenship-files-for-third-party-presidential-bid?amp#click=https://t.co/O2dqOUJA3z

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I think he really believes he can escape jurisdictional prosecution in New York by moving to Florida.

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