The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

Cool. Cool cool cool.

Lock him up? That Devin Nunes is always trying to move up on my disliking list.

This is the same guy that’s suing a cow. Fuck him.

I mean this WB was always gonna be leaked. No idea if that’s breaking a law but if it is, I hope Nunes and his little sidekick are thrown in jail.

Yea, yea, I know WAAF and nothing will happen. Don’t @ me.

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The House should have a hearing about that. I’d just like to see him answer some questions under oath about it.

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Like…

AOC: Congressman Nunes, are you suing a cow?
Nunes: No, I’m suing a Twitter account.
AOC: Right… And this Twitter account, it tweeted mean things about you?
Nunes: Yes, very mean things.
AOC: Congressman, did you get your fee-fees hurt by a tweeting cow?
Nunes: I’m a man! I’m 46!
AOC: Does the Congressman need a tissue?

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There’s our buddy Eisenberg again. He’s ground zero of lawyers who didn’t do their jobs…or who did based on perspective…

For being assholes Republicans are so soft and sensitive.

Fuck your feelings!

Ok we can go that way… booo

Why are you so uncivil!

Ok ill pc myself to protect your feelings…

We tend to forget nunes and his staff are still the nut low.

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https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/1188971179379478528

https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/1188972963049201664

Rudy caused “Ben Laden” to trend on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1189033081556099072

Also DD is the good Canadian.

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1189045244966387712

Look up Steve Bradbury for something even better

Realtors are in everyones worst 5

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Nun free since ‘93

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Pro tip: you don’t have to talk to 5 senior administration officials to know Trump is lying.

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Republican Party of Florida on Monday postponed its biggest annual fundraiser.
Planners couldn’t land a keynote speaker or sell table sponsorships.

As of Friday, the only table sponsorships that had been sold were bought by local Republican Executive Committees. No donor or corporate tables had been sold and DeSantis had not raised any money for the event, despite pledging millions of dollars.

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His obvious desperation is making this a great Tuesday already.

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