The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

What difference does it make

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I truly hate Jared and Ivanka. I have no insightful comment or really anything meaningful to say. They really, really suck and are too stupid to ever feel how they should about themselves.

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I’m sure this millions of dollars bash is just casually being paid for by the taxpayers for the children of the president.

https://twitter.com/jonfavs/status/1187808040495403008?s=19

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Why not have their anniversary at Doral?

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Amazing.

Daddy would make them pay for it

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https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1187889604604641280?s=19

Turkey. Yes, fucking Turkey is now making demands of the United States of America.

Unbelievable how far we fallen in 3 short years.

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Apparently the fiddlers will only go to Camp David.

Yeah I saw a good summary recently where they talked about how Putin was domestically in trouble in Russia and Erdogan was hanging on by a thread after a coup attempt but Trump has managed to help solidify both of them into much stronger positions. Throw in Assad for shits and giggles too.

I wonder if how ineffective we’ve been with Trump has encouraged some other countries to pick up the flag and go yolo.

https://twitter.com/ElieNYC/status/1187878071757688838?s=19

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How did Rudy butt dial to voicemail? Don’t you need to press 1 to leave a message?

Nah, it records anything after the beep in most instances.

https://mobile.twitter.com/CREWcrew/status/1187821396803702784

https://mobile.twitter.com/CarolLeonnig/status/1187887860193644546

Lol, someone just got a new iPhone and can’t figure out how to go back to the home screen without the button.

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If you’re white, male, and wearing a suit, you can get into a lot of places you probably shouldn’t be able to.

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This story was me at like 12 years old before I had any concept of anything.

But totally agree, I can’t even count the number of times/experiences/places/fun I should have not been allowed to have, simply because I’m white and have a nice fitting suit. ( Wedding crashing -and other events- is a real thing)

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1187917572102078465
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