The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

Does not compute…

This meme doesn’t fit here because Melania demonstrably doesn’t care about Donny fucking around. She’s definitely that wife who married for money and considers fucking her husband a hideous chore. Because seriously look at him.

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Best way to get information on this topic is to poll the American public who know literally nothing about either Syria or ISIS

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As long as they can reach 105% of the population it has to be accurate, right?

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https://time.com/5708113/trump-chicago-police-chief-conference-eddie-johnson/?xid=tcoshare

He just can’t let anything go ever

It’s hilarious.

West Virginia. That governor is tough on the border!

I don’t think you’re wrong. I spent a while trying to figure out the right combo. At one point I was using two versions of Rudy, with the drag face up front. Open to suggestions.

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How is Daniel Dale still sane after years of this.

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5 bills on election security blocked in the Senate over the last 3 days.

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Stable genius

Snodgrass, who was assisting Mattis with PowerPoint slides for the president, said he prepared his presentation “of paramount importance” by taking into account Trump’s tendency to dislike slides with “too much information.” Instead of adding statistics and explanations, Snodgrass opted for the “more straightforward approach: just pictures.”

To hell with these guys taking so long to say something tho

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