The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Unconstitutional Slop

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1295554993018347524

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I noticed thereā€™s a new trump flag put up at a place I wouldā€™ve bet all the money that guy was going to vote for trump. Itā€™s on a flag pole upside down.

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No trump tweets about the DNC yet? Are his handlers not letting him near a tv?

Heā€™s retweeting derpy takes?

The RNC lineup is like The Really Rottens team at the Laff-A-Lympics.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1295557963516698624
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Feeling WAAF today. It was obvious what Trump was and he won an election when he had no power. His odds are pretty good as the most powerful person in the world. The timing of the post office stuff is pretty much perfect. Damage has been done and will continue to be done, but it will be old news and people wonā€™t pay attention to it.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1295562738400362497
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Incompetence kills? Please donā€™t misunderstand my next question Mr. President, but why arenā€™t you dead?

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1295569697866473473
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I count at least three chins there.

that photo is from rolling stone, itā€™s not some joke photoshop

some people are saying 4 and 5 chins are visible, with more possible under that collar!

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Me: This pandemic is a big threat to my health. Iā€™ll vote by mail.

Trump: Ha, watch us dismantle the postal service.

Me: Fine, fuck you, Iā€™ll take it to a drop box.

Me: I will risk motherfucking death to end your presidency you piece of shit. Iā€™ll vote in person.

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I donā€™t know why this surprised me but of course heā€™d tweet some projectionā€“people killed because of total incompetence was something I thought he might avoid as a topic to bring up, especially one the dems had on him that they didnā€™t discuss whatsoever, but silly me lol.

Like the entire DNC mostly doesnā€™t hit trump on anything he actually did, and trump tweets HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO DIED FROM TOTAL INCOMPETENCE?

He announced his retirement from The Daily Show a few months before Trump announced his run and left the show like a month after the announcement, when Trump was still a punch line.

Agreed, I think he regrets it, hence his run this time way past his time.

Yeah, but this oneā€™s tougher for me. Like, her and her familyā€™s life would definitely be at a significantly higher risk if she ran in this climate.

This is the greatest nunnehi post of all time. Witty brevity is your sweet spot, nunn!

I completely disagree with this. I think it turns into a three way race, something like 40-35-25 in national polling Biden-HRC-Bernie. Bernie loses the voters he was getting that were just anti-HRC and pissed at having a coronation forced upon us. I think Biden prevails in a drawn out battle, and then beats Trump by like 5 million votes in the popular vote and wins around 280 electoral votes.

Iā€™m not sure what this does to the GOP or whoā€™s running now, but I highly doubt Trump runs again in the 2020 primary. 2020 would be like Don Jr, Kasich, Cruz, Haley, Pence, DeSantis, Cotton, Hawley, Pompeo, Rubio. I think you end up getting someone like Cotton, Cruz or Hawley.

Assuming Biden handled the pandemic competently, I think he wins re-election.

Letā€™s not pearl clutch. Itā€™s good propaganda and our side generally sucks at propaganda, while the other side is cranking it out en masse.

Iā€™ll be surprised if he actually answers the tough questions.

I think you mean the beginning of the end for a bunch of peopleā€™s faces.

The ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  plan is working. I fucking love it.

Iā€™m surprised he didnā€™t have God calling him ā€œsir.ā€

Flynn AND Snowden?

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Heā€™s going to pardon Edmund Kemper just because. Kemper immediately becomes the smartest person in the Trump administration.

These leopards eat leopards

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I think jman was correct and HRC still wins the nom.

I believe that a huge part of the reason Biden didnā€™t run is because he was pretty sure HRC would have beaten him. Everyone in the establishment was behind HRC.

But I do think that if Biden somehow got the nom, then he beats Trump with ease.