The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Unconstitutional Slop

Most voters were alive when spelling a word differently completely sunk a candidate.

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The thing is that its just really, really dumb fan fiction done by a young male without any knowledge of the subject. And millions still fell for it!
Almost anyone on this forum could have crafted a better ā€œdemocrats are evil trump is good but it has to be a secretā€ story line than Q did. Hundreds of thousands of sealed indictments is as stupid as a lie as possible. But reality just doesnā€™t matter anymore.

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I think itā€™s like why the emails from Saudi princes who will wire you $1 million deliberately contain weird capitalization and grammatical errors. The only people who would fall for it will go all in.

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Itā€™s also to avoid the spam filters I suspect.

I imagine the Q believers and Jeebus believers are nearly overlapping.

Organized Religion is really just a way to condition and Infantalize people to believe anything.

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From time to time wordplay requires a painful sacrifice

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https://twitter.com/sarahcpr/status/1293752544557064192

What the fuck

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I didnā€™t know you could keep your blue check mark after death. Thatā€™s pretty nifty.

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https://twitter.com/Mike_Pence/status/1293732299012485127?s=20

But how much did you lose?

It finally works

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Uh, this is straight out of the Black Mirror episode where the General Hux guyā€™s AI starts texting his gf after he dies in a car accident.

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Social media is an unholy abomination. Like, at a basic level we all know this deep in our bones, right? Herman Cain died supporting Trump and now social media necromancers are speaking through him like Medieval monks using the bones of an ancient saint to perform miracles.

Imagine fucking dying and your social media handlers use your corpse to fire spicy tweets at a political opponent. Just let the sad Trumpy idiot rest in peace, FFS. I thought he was a grifty clown, but give him some basic dignity in death.

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Sadly, I do believe this is what he would have wanted, lol.

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I did mention one of the problems in nov is going to be thereā€™s a lot more people willing to die for trump than biden (this would also apply to bernie)

what I didnā€™t expect is that also applied to the already dead

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Am I going nuts here? This is some straight-up Black Mirror sci-fi shit, right? Are there any sci-fi writers reading this thread? The dystopian sci-fi writes itself.

You die and Twitter uses your social media presence to hawk energy drinks to your friends. Itā€™s 2044 and Trumpā€™s legacy Twitter account is still spreading Qanon memes. The consumerism lives long after you, the good is interred with your bones.

Lord Jesus, delete all of your social medias right now. Look at them use Herman Cainā€™s corpse as a sockpuppet to peddle Trumpy bullshit, they will do the same to you. Its just fucking undignified. He was a scumbag grifter, but he didnā€™t deserve this.

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Thatā€™s some Weekend at Bernieā€™s shit

When the Egyptian pharaohs died, they murdered their servants and had them buried with their masters so as to continue serving them in the afterlife. Witness Herman Cain probably catching the 'rona at a Trump rally and still sending out tweets in support of Trump after death. This shit is just fucked up at every level, man. Just delete all your social media, itā€™s an unholy corporate abomination.

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I do think it should be noted ITT the rare instance where Trump insults someone with an insult that does not apply to himself: ā€œgaunt.ā€

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Iā€™m going to assume that was Scavino or someone as the chance that ā€œgauntā€ is in Trumpā€™s vocabulary seems very close to 0%.

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Respected again around the world!

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