The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Unconstitutional Slop

What a pair of boobs

3 Likes

Hey Donny. Do you have any words of encouragement for the teachers (you want to die)?

Omg this is so tilting to watch.

About Harris “She is very bad on facts. She is weak on facts” - DJT

Welcome to peak onion.

2 Likes

I have a feeling we might see Joe/Kamala at 60%+ tomorrow

https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/1293672445162016769

let’s see do I go with Thanks, working hard.

The easy layup of the same complaint every woman he’s ever been with

or simply pointing out he’s the fucking president and could make a call and get a modified one like overnight

1 Like

Sounds like he needs some Cardi B.

1 Like

He is so fucking disgusting.

https://twitter.com/ava/status/1293593889245298689?s=21

2 Likes

Nobody tell me what this means for 10 minutes, please.
https://twitter.com/Scaramucci/status/1293698643162214403?s=19

7 Likes

Sarah Cooper is getting a Netflix show. We’ll see if she can be funny beyond that one thing she does.

4 Likes

Watch her standup. She’s funny.

And her Bubble eps.

She was pretty good as last night’s stand-in for Kimmel, too. I’d say she was green, but she was no more awkward than the rest of these jokers struggling to deliver their show from their living room.

1 Like

i had to take a break because this article is so draining but it’s so good

Taking a page from Trump’s playbook, Q frequently rails against legitimate sources of information as fake. Shock and Harger rely on information they encounter on Facebook rather than news outlets run by journalists. They don’t read the local paper or watch any of the major television networks. “You can’t watch the news,” Shock said. “Your news channel ain’t gonna tell us shit.” Harger says he likes One America News Network. Not so long ago, he used to watch CNN, and couldn’t get enough of Wolf Blitzer. “We were glued to that; we always have been,” he said. “Until this man, Trump, really opened our eyes to what’s happening. And Q. Q is telling us beforehand the stuff that’s going to happen.” I asked Harger and Shock for examples of predictions that had come true. They could not provide specifics and instead encouraged me to do the research myself. When I asked them how they explained the events Q had predicted that never happened, such as Clinton’s arrest, they said that deception is part of Q’s plan. Shock added, “I think there were more things that were predicted that did happen.” Her tone was gentle rather than indignant.

…

In Toledo, I asked Shock if she had any theories about Q’s identity. She answered immediately: “I think it’s Trump.” I asked if she thinks Trump even knows how to use 4chan. The message board is notoriously confusing for the uninitiated, nothing like Facebook and other social platforms designed to make it easy to publish quickly and often. “I think he knows way more than what we think,” she said. But she also wanted me to know that her obsession with Q wasn’t about Trump. This had been something she was reluctant to speak about at first. Now, she said, “I feel God led me to Q. I really feel like God pushed me in this direction. I feel like if it was deceitful, in my spirit, God would be telling me, ‘Enough’s enough.’ But I don’t feel that. I pray about it. I’ve said, ‘Father, should I be wasting my time on this?’ … And I don’t feel that feeling of I should stop .”

…

Hayes has been following Q since the beginning, or close to it. “Q Anon is pretty darn interesting,” he wrote on his Facebook page on December 12, 2017, six weeks after Q’s first post on 4chan. That same day, he wrote about a sudden calling he felt:

My dreams have suggested that God wants me to keep my attention focused on politics and current events. After some prayer, I’ve decided to do a regular news and current events show on Periscope. I’m trying to do one broadcast a day. (The videos are also being posted to my Youtube channel.) That is all.

Hayes is a superstar in the Q universe. His video “Q for Beginners Part 1” has been viewed more than 1 million times.

lmao imagine is god is real and is trying to subtly urge these people to pay attention to what kind of leader donald trump is, but they’re so unbelievably stupid they think 4chan goofs are real life

8 Likes

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1293722878882598914
( twitter | raw text )

Remember when presidential campaigns were…well, presidential? Now they’re on the same level as kindergarten classroom elections.

Before Trump, the most popular functions of 4chan were getting 15 year olds to post nudes and cartoon porn. No one over the age of 18 with any responsibility goes on there, its for teenage edgelords.

Fwiw, the identities of people masquerading as “Q” have been known for a long time. A couple people were dumb enough to post screenshots that implicated them and it definitely wasn’t done on purpose.

Really hard to fathom that people that believe in God would also believe in Q anon. Who could have predicted that?

1 Like

I understand God and faith. People are raised in their faith. Churches have existed for a very long time. A lot of our institutions are based upon faith/religion. But, believing stuff/forming a massive part of your worldview on a forum you read that has a popular hentai section? Thats fucking grim.

1 Like

Wait, are you describing 4chan or the Catholic church?

5 Likes

I think the catholic position is that young boys are ok, young girls drawn in a Japanese style with big boobs are a moral sin?

1 Like

I’m trying to make fun of the Catholic church but am not sure I’m okay with that joke actually :thinking:

god the name one and they can’t on name things they predicted, turning and firing off a bunch of shit they didn’t and that’s just “part of the plan” is more ridiculously tilting than religion. Probably why they like it so much really.

4 Likes